Shane is a hot and youthful guy. He’s the sweetest they come. Shane’s are really into cars like TJ keeps and they love blasting classic rock while going way over speed limits. Shane’s are amazing boyfriends, and he is quite the ladies man. When, however, Shane finds the right girl, he treats her like a queen, and makes her so happy. Shane’s are the best
by Naturally aspirated November 28, 2021
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by Ramon Nashvill October 17, 2019
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Shane: NO I JUST VOMITED WEED YOU DUMB BITCH is what I would say
Real Shane: I just vomited like 5 grams Rex, I hate myself but you don't know what's gonna happen till you try it
Shane: NO I JUST VOMITED WEED YOU DUMB BITCH is what I would say
Real Shane: I just vomited like 5 grams Rex, I hate myself but you don't know what's gonna happen till you try it
by AverageNutter November 11, 2020
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