Nov, 27th National secret furry uprising

On this day every year the furry population increases tremendously because on this day anyone who tries to beat a furry turns into a furry

Nov, 27th National secret furry uprising is a day to be reckoned with

by Tb179 November 6, 2022

Secret King

Someone who values themself and shiny things over truth and Logic. Someone lacking Logos. Most likely into self sodomy and picking up nickels in cornfields.

That secret King is definitely a buttpumper. Did you see the secret King in his fancypants on his rainbow roller skates?

by J Clayton Bearsby June 8, 2019

secret life fatty

Also known to as slf, a secret life fatty is someone who looks skinny or fit in real life but is so physically unfit that running two feet makes them collapse from exhaustion.

Secret life fatties also tend to consume unhealthy foods on a regular basis, also adding to their lack of physical fitness.

Person A: "You don't need to lose weight. Look at how skinny you are, I bet you could outrun me by miles"
Person B: "Yeah but I am such a secret life fatty. Running from here to that tree a few feet away is a tough feet for me. I know! Let's go get chinese and donuts!"

by Bob Errey October 22, 2008

hot doc's secret white root medicine

spooge, discovered by cave men, thought to cure acne, genital warts, cold sores, stomach ulsers, broken bones and old age when applied liberally to effected area. Now known to wipe out memories, create falsehoods and deplete mental capacity of the ejaculator.

"My tummy hurts, baby." she says
"Well, ya kno what ya need?" he grins
"Ah, no, what's that sweetie?" she pines
"Ya need ta swaller ya a shot of Hot Doc's Sekrit Wite Rout Medisin" he blubbers

by Maria B April 24, 2004

Secret box

A box that is secret.

Person: "I need a box that is secret to put my stuff that is secret in so that all my stuff that is secret is secretly secrete in my secret box that is secretly keeping my secret stuff that I secretly use for secret stuff that I do secretly."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Victoria's Secret Employee

A person (usually a girl) who is extremely nice, helpful, and attentive to her customers. Nice looks are generally a plus

The Victoria's Secret Employees just make it so lovely to shop in their store!

by Rynn is a pretty name August 20, 2010

USAF Security Forces

A job in the USAF. Security forces is the official name for the career field, but other affectionate names include cops, pigs, huas, or any obsenity you can think of. They are called huas because they answer any question with hua. They are shit on by the entire air force. Other branches think they are pussys automatically because they are air force. The job itself usually entitles sitting around for long periods of time fighting to stay awake. There are the occasional retards who take extreme pride in these pathetic tasks. These faggots are called "high speed". If you are a woman in security forces you can get out of the suck by one of a few ways. One get knocked up, or two suck some serious dick. Either will land you a cushy back office job. Traits of SF members are heavy drinking and suicidal gestures. If you go in the air force open general you will most likely get SF as your job. You could get spared and be a burger flipper though.

IgnorantCollegeTool-"What were you in the Air Force? A pilot?"
Me-"No dick wad, I was in USAF Security Forces."

by pat790 September 2, 2010