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Sebastian

A badass who drinks beer. He makes mistakes but is overall a good guy. Loves his boys and Fortnite. Misses his ex
Sebastian is a badass.
by bigp33ly November 5, 2025
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Sebastian a legendary famous doxer / known poller who lurks around roblox games such as dastrike no one knows much about him but his d0xing skills and extorting are high level

He targets and manipulates in many ways id say from my experience of witnessing him hes lurks around many areas discord mostly

From a victim of his "he manipulated half of my discord server into thinking he was a friend just to d0x or extort most of em he calls it content" for one thing id say this is very interesting

Who knows what hes upto now all I know is if u have seen the name "Sebastian764" to block the person and never interact
Hey look its Sebastian764
by Farzon November 9, 2025
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the most loving, caring, sweet, cute, silly, kind, nice, warmhearted, compassionate, funny, thoughtful, ray of sunshine, perfect, man ever.
sebastian is sebastian
by martinalinda November 17, 2025
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A person who dedicates their entire college existence to keeping a dying fraternity on life support, proudly works an on-campus job for a heroic 3 hours a week despite being buried in crippling debt, and consistently manages to fail every class as if it’s part of his academic plan. Known for spending his nights on the phone with a mysterious girl he met online, convincing himself it’s a “real relationship” while ignoring every responsibility he actually has. Often spotted wearing last week’s hoodie that he wore at a party, preaching frat loyalty, and wondering why life keeps hitting him back harder than his GPA.
Oh my god, this guy I met is totally a Sebastian.
by Brother Definitions December 7, 2025
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a skinny legend that looks gay on Instagram and irl. your friends will make fun of you every time they ask "so whos ur closest friend" because of how undeniably gay he looks on instagram, but as it turns out hes literally bi. aside from that, hes a great listener except for when hes high, otherwise hell tell you to stop "plastering your pussy on the sidewalk" every time you complain about the next shitty man that comes in ur life. sebastian is an absolute tennis pro but he built like a pasta noodle LOL. when he was in sixth grade, his voice made him sound like a squirrel and he found humor in hitting girls with lunchboxes. after he suffered a major breakup a few months ago, he went on a "spiritual journey" and turned into a twink. as the saying goes, men are either good at bowling or can figure out where the clitoris is first try. sebastian is good at bowling. to continue with more negative things about this man, his room is almost never clean and he thinks its funny to act like a sarcastic little bitch. on a positive note, sebastian does smell amazing, and hes a good cook. he also plays electric guitar and has good music taste. although his clitoris finding skills are ass, his head game is on point. this man will devour pussy like its his last meal. in conclusion, anyone would be lucky to have sebastian in their life, and having him in my life is a privilege. this man makes me the happiest girl in the world every time im with him, and i love him to the moon and saturn. <3
"so whos ur best friend??"
"oh his name is sebastian"
*pulls up instagram*

"OMFG HES SO GAY LMAOOOO"
by speaknowstan89 November 22, 2021
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Relatively successful in some engineering field and probably graduated from a prestigious school. Despite this is always feeling inadequate and behinds in life.
Is on the spectrum and has a quirky way of speaking at times, sometimes distant but also very affectionate.
Will dance randomly at times and say random things.
Did i mention on the spectrum?
I've been missing my friends since I moved back home to work remote and save money, hurts a lil, kinda sad.
Awe, i miss CB! (sebastian).
by seabassR5 November 22, 2021
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The sexiest man alive, has massive muscles and is a total lady pleaser who can satisfy all women especially that Sebastian Parfitt guy who’s snapchat is SebParf2003 and Instagram is SebParfitt
Girl 1: I think I’m going to pass out I just saw the sexiest person ever and had multiple orgasms by looking at him
Girl 2: Oh that must have been Sebastian
by Spoodermaan69420 November 23, 2021
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