Scrolliosis

The inability to scroll past social media posts you don’t like.

My dad won’t stop commenting on my posts about Trump. He has Scrolliosis.

by Matt12189 August 19, 2020

scrolling

What my Mum does all day on the couch, using Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and every type of online platform the possibly is.

"Mum! Stop scrolling! Can we have dinner now??"

by Jupiter82 September 9, 2020

scrollabajolla

Idk man just scrollabajolla.

"Yo what are you doing today?"

Idk man prolly gonna get smacked.

"Ahhhh, scrollabajolla"

by Scrollabajolla October 6, 2020

Scrolliosis

An abnormal curvature of the little finger that occurs from excessive supporting of the phone in the hand while scrolling through social media.

Dude I have scrolliosis, look, *holds up pinkies*

by Aypee May 7, 2021

scrollercoaster

Scrolling through a Twitter thread or post comments that has a lot of ups and downs, twists and turns.

Janet just posted about her vaccine, and the comments are a real scrollercoaster.

by Rose2013 August 15, 2021

Scrolling

When someone mindlessly "scrolls" through their social media feed(s). Generally speaking a waste of precious and valuable time.

God damnit Janet get off your phone and stop scrolling you've been on it for over an hour today.

by Space Wrangler March 13, 2022

Scrollface

The brainless, zombie expression you make while you’re staring at your social media feed.

I can she’s watching TikToks because of her scrollface.

by reidjs September 24, 2022