cock screamer

n. A morning wood erection so shocking in its ferocity that the phenomenon has been described by eminent scientists as the physical equivalent of a prolonged, audible scream. Occurs without warning, and does not require sexual stimuli. Usually occurs during sleep, leading to awakening caused by its severity. Duration is commonly protracted. Unlike a typical erection, a cock screamer is hard enough to bang a nail into a wall.

"Ken, I know it's early but I think that's the postman knocking on the front door with my parcel. Would you get out of bed and get it for me? I can't find my underwear again, and the last time I answered the door naked to him, he fell backwards and broke his wrist."

"Sorry Joan, there's no way I can get it. I've got a real cock screamer going on down here and it's showing no signs of calming down. If I open the door I'll take the lad's fucking eye out."

by VeggieBurger234 April 26, 2017

Shiba Scream

The sound a shiba makes when they don’t get their way. For example, if the dog thinks you’re gonna hurt it and it doesn’t want you to pick it up, it will let out a high pitched scream.

“Bruno! Come here!” *picks up dog*
“REEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAA”
Now everyone looks at you, thinking you’re hurting the dog
“He’s just doing a Shiba Scream”
*lady calls 911*

by Blayneisgood November 5, 2019

A Screaming Chewbacca Fart

A royal screaming fart that : you only cut lose once, that builds to a crescendo by the second, that you release only after you’ve cased all perimeters , looked thru an infrared scope , verified that all the batteries in the fire detectors around you are still charged , thrown a Hail Mary pass & had a personal consult with your Ring Home Security System.

I was finally able to let lose on a Screaming Chewbacca Fart once I sprinted thru the entire concert hall & found the door to the sound proof recording booth.

by MCK II January 12, 2020

Ice scream

How Jannel pronounces ice cream.

Let’s go get Ice scream -jannel

by Barbie Slut June 14, 2020

metal scream

Probly one of the most dangerous deep talents that takes physically too long to learn also known as a metal scream

Metal head one:HAVE YOU HEARD COREY TAYLORS SCREAM

Metal head 2:DUDE THAT SHIT MUSTVE BROKE HIS DAMM VOICE WTF

Metal head 1:THE BEST METAL SCREAM EVER

by anonymous October 19, 2020

Silent Screamer

That voice in your head that shouts suggestions and makes demands of those around you, but it stays inside your head. Nobody ever knows unless you voice it or act on it.

For example, if you are talking to a friend that you are bonded to, love and happen to also be attracted to, the 'Silent Screamer' may show up and start saying s*** you never meant to think.

FRIEND: (saying goodbye after a visit) Good to see you... be safe!

ME: Thank you! Good to see you!

SILENT SCREAMER: KISS ME!!!

ME: (hoping he can't read my thoughts) Bye...

FRIEND: What??

ME: What do you mean what?

FRIEND: You looked different, like you were looking beyond me. Was it something I said?

ME: Oh. It wasn't you. I was responding to the Silent Screamer in my head.

FRIEND: ok...

ME: (smiles, waving goodbye and closing the door suddenly)

by Belch Queen March 20, 2021

Rooftop Screamer

An individual who seeks out elevated spaces in order to make public declarations concerning their love for another.

He stood proudly atop the gently sloping roof of his family home, taking only a brief moment to allow evening air to fill his lungs.
"I love Lainey!"
He let his declaration fill the once quiet neighborhood, his words sailing up and over a single concerned neighbor.
"Another rooftop screamer,' she mumbled to herself through a grimace. "Third one this week," she continued as she hobbled back to her favorite chair to quietly ponder what made this Lainey so special.

by A professional ghoul June 4, 2021