Screaming shits

The act of screaming while having projectile poop.

The BBQ sandwich gave me the screaming shits.

by $&@/ September 25, 2021

The Screaming Seagull

When you tie a knot in your condom and throw it in the air. The sound of screaming seagulls is deafening.

Dude, I served lunch to a flock of the screaming seagulls.

by Java McPhearson October 11, 2021

Screaming Pirate

Ladies, kiss him and pull his beard so he can't get away. With the other hand go for the bootie. When he screams thats pure gold!

We were making out until I gave him the screaming pirate.. Ive never heard a man squeal so delightfully!

by Muskymule August 12, 2022

Cheeks are Screaming

individual is wearing pants so tight that it looks like the one butt cheek is fighting the other butt cheek for air; the pants are formed by the butt (typically tight shorts or leggings);

That girl's cheeks are screaming. The one butt cheek is fighting the other for air!

by 1Martini April 24, 2019

Screaming pepper

Taking copious amounts of heroin and being a menace to society then Biting your sons ear off
Whilst on Facebook live

Screaming pepper
Pepper was mad so he bit his son’s ear like a true junkie bastard I

by Not Ian Paisley October 10, 2022

Screaming-legal

Adjective/Noun

A sexual act in which one person does not consent to and to which police and the courts are involved

You know that town slut? Yeah, well the butch went screaming-legal on me.

by Twiggysmalls January 29, 2019

I wanna scream into the void

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Person 1: Are you OK?
Person 2: I'm fine why?
Person 1: Just checking.
Person 1 and 2 internally: I wanna scream into the void. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by High_IQ_Idiot November 30, 2023