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Season the Ham

V. Masturbation, especially where it applies to females. For women of color, use Roast Beef in place of "Ham"

Etymology - Derived from the vigorous rubbing (seasoning) of the "ham curtains".
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Ham Train

She was ready and willing to hop aboard the ham train and head to pleasure town.
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rubbing the ham

Andrea was rubbing her ham in the bathroom rubbing the ham means jacking off or masterbating in the feminine form
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Ham Hamma

Has no particular meaning. Can be substituted for just about any noun.
1- I usually cough up ham hamma when my tummy is sore.
2- Cuddle my baby with ham hamma.
3- Instead of putting Daddy in a casket, we opted to put him in ham hamma.
4- Abigail was put into a ham hamma induced coma after she drank too much ethanol.
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zach ham

Man i dont want to be a zach ham
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Poor Ham

A term used to show empathy for particular person or object that has met an ill fate.
usually preceded by an interjection such as "aww"
Girl 1: OMG!!! BOOGER JUST DIED!!!
Girl 2: GASP!!! POOR HAMMMM!!!

Guy 1: Yeah well after that whole incident the farmer was gonna kill Babe cause he thought he killed the sheep after finding blood on his nose.
Guy 2: Oh wow, Poor Ham.
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Ham Woman

A noticbly overweight, and unattractive woman
Wow, I'm glad I don't look like her - she's a ham woman!!!
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