shrimping

Taking a straw to suck the cum out of someone's buttcrack.

Joey was shrimping Richard Simmons after he came in his asshole.

by Bitchlica April 4, 2005

Free Shipping

Picture this:
Usually when a wingman or wingwoman brings thier friend a fuck buddy with no strings attached to the bar/party. ie... Free Shipping ... This girl or guy must be somewhat attractive. Your bar mate would do her or him but is with someone else at the present time. Free Shipping is best done when the "Shipee" is stoned, drunk or getting back at thier boy/girlfriend for cheating.

Scenario for Free Shipping...it's a stretch so bear with it...

3 people are out at a random pub...2 guys, 1 girl. Girl "Dora" and guy "Dick" who are dating go outside for a smoke or to score some drugs, leaving other guy alone. We will call him "Single Sam." The daters, "Dora & Dick", find a Cute Girl for Single Sam....

Single Sam: Alone at the bar staring at his coaster....
Dora & Dick: Smoking outside when Cute Girl asks for a ciggy...after pleasantries and small talk Dora and Dick find out Cute Girl is "On The Prowl."

Dora: "You'd like my friend Single Sam. He's just inside."
Dick: "I'll buy you a drink, Coke, X... if you shag Sam."
Cute Girl: "I could go for a roll in the hay...let me see this Sam."

Dick: Talking to Sam, "I found this Cute Girl for you. She's nice, cool and is willing to shag you. Totally Free Shipping dude. Hit me on my mobile in the morning with all the details."

by OneHairyGuy July 14, 2009

Shrimping

To insert a frozen turd into your lovers/victims anus, and then proceed to fuck them vigorously with the aforementioned turd.

Remember that girl I hooked up with in the club ?. Well she was so damn wasted that she does not even remember me shrimping her all night long.

by BaronBulb March 20, 2009

Tripping Syndrome

When you trip more than a normal person is suppose to trip or when you trip over the air. This could be caused by Turrets Sydrome.

Erika what the heck is wrong with you? You tripped over nothing. You must have Tripping Syndrome

by Joseph81677 January 4, 2009

Streeping

The act of getting naked and pretending to be one's favorite Meryl Streep character.

That party got pretty crazy once we went Streeping. Janet kept yelling at everyone as Miranda Priestly, but her bust was really distracting.

by Drwordsworth November 15, 2010

tripping pipe

1.originally a term from the oil field, refers to the actual act of taking the drill string out of the wellbore (ground) and putting it back in, usually to replace the drill bit.

2. the act of masterbating. as in spankin it. placing ones hands on their own genitals and performing hand sex, it normally ends in one releasing cum.

1. Hey man, if your done tripping pipe to internet pr0n. Let's go out and chase some tail.

by el gresso October 3, 2009

Tripping balls

To become so high as to feel as if one is losing the binding connection between the reality of earth and ones testicles.

"How you feeling bro?" ...."Tripping balls"

by StellarHexapus June 6, 2017