Cruzin With Steak

The act of trolling the seedier side of town looking for new meat.

Guy #1: What do you wanna do tonite?
Guy #1’s boyfriend: I guess we could go Cruzin With Steak if you want to.
Guy #1: Yeah ok but this time it’s your turn to clean up the jizz.

by Mr.Bowel October 26, 2017

Chocolate steak

Shit dick or a dick covered in feces after sex.

After Billy and I were done he asked if I wanted his chocolate steak, but I said it always leaves me a horrible after taste.

by MercMika May 27, 2017

half eaten steak sanga

A tired vagina, worn out vagina

When he parted her legs and peered within, his sure he saw what appeared to be a half eaten steak sanga.

by Mtjoy library June 3, 2017

Blue Steak

A blue steak is rearer than even a very rare steak.

Blurb made the perfect pink steak but it was just the First Arc. He now discovered that the next stage is the Blue Steak.

by Ly Gyo June 21, 2017

Steak Sandwiches with my Dad

When someone gives a shitty excuse as for why he can't attend an event. The adult equivalent of "my dog ate my homework", transparent.

I can't raid tonight, I have to go eat steak sandwiches with my dad.

by Noiryx March 3, 2018

new york cheese steak

A condom is filled with dick cheese and is gently inserted into the male ear canal. after step one is completed the ear wax covered dick cheese condom is forced into the female steak whole (vagina).

john "i think I've saved enough dick cheese for a good ol ' New York cheese steak"

Lisa "Can't wait"

by kalysasteaklover2 May 14, 2018

steak

Noun: An individual who, in all cases, MUST one up you. If you did good, he did better. If you did bad, he did WORSE.

Verb: The action version of the noun. (i.e. "steaking")

Noun-
Jonny: I did good on that test, man.
Steak: I DID BETTER!!
Jonny: okay, well anyways, my hockey practice was super tough last nigh-
Steak: MINE WAS HARDER!!
Verb-
"Jesus fuck dude, Tyler won't stop steaking. He's always gotta be SOOO much better."

by irondeath March 9, 2017