waste spooge

waste spooge means a sex postion were a man cums on woman and its goes everywhere

wanna do waste spooge tonight?

by SmartAssPerson February 23, 2017

spooge muffin

any child under the age of 10 that misbehaves and comes from a trashy family. Usually the spawn of fat people who receive welfare checks multiple times a month.

Josh: Dude, did you see that fat lady in the 84 dodge minivan?

J.W.: Yeah, she had like 30 spooge muffins with her!

by mad_urban April 23, 2008

Spoon

An evil contraption invented by the devil and used by his children that kills innocent turtles.

Friend walks up to me using a spoon: hey
Me: IS THAT A SPOON?!?!?!?!
Friend: yeah, why?
Me: omg i'm gonna kill you!! do you like hate Liam Payne or something??

Friend drops spoon and starts crying: OH MY GOD I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON

by one_direction_infection November 7, 2012

Spooker

A male who prefers men over women sexually due to sheer fear of communication.

Edward:will we chat up those chungwans over there?
Ryan:Yeah sure but what will we do with ben?
Edward:shit he's an absolute spooker ,he will just sit there awkwardly as fuck.
Ryan: Ditch Ben?
Edward: Yeah man.

by GNGLad69 December 10, 2016

spooderman

a red and blue boi.

i saw spooderman banging MJ.

by your local mcdonalds November 6, 2019

reverse spoon

similar to spooning, but the woman lies behind the man

While my boyfriend prefers to reverse spoon, I prefer to spoon.

by TripleS December 11, 2012

Spoon

someone who lacks intelligence or does not seem to catch on quickly.

That kid is not the sharpest knife in the drawer- he is more of a spoon.

by C Lynch October 8, 2008