shiterature

Reading material intended specifically for reading whilst taking a shit.

I need to subscribe to National Geographic. It would be great shiterature.

by nikkskidoo October 5, 2013

shitter

A person who is shit at doing something.

Morecambe: What do you think of John Terry?
Wise: He's a right shitter.

by scrotalbandit January 20, 2016

Shitter

A Wow Guild/Raid Leader that primarily plays Guardian Druid. Is late for raid by doing Torghast and is that loving ass we cannot live without.

Man my guild leader is a real shitter. He cares about dps more than tanking while in tank spec! I heard he held the whole raid up while doing torg last week.

by Jack mehoften August 17, 2021

no-shitter

An incredibly obvious statement.

Human 1: "I think that some of Criss Angel's tricks might be staged."
Human 2: "Whoa, you just threw a no-shitter!"

by anothermoron April 25, 2008

time shitter

someone who shits away time....

"Dude, stop time shitting! You're supposed to be studying!"
"Spending time on the the b9 board is not time shitting! And look at you. You're the time shitter, playing games all day. At least i am laughing my ass away."

by los urbanos December 9, 2009

Chase-Shifter

Chase-shifter: Someone who is constantly running around and changing without any regard to previous commitments, nuances, or things that at one time they may have somehow convinced themselves that they wanted.

Usually, the are missing fingers due to prior mafia bonds prematurely severed.

"Dude, that guy just chase-shifted so fast that I think he forgot to remember his keys... and his integrity."

Chase-shifters are hard to keep track of - one minute they want educational reform, the next they want to control a dictatorship.

by vonsac August 5, 2010

Divine Shitervention

When you have to go #2 during an inescapable situation, and something happens that allows you to get to the bathroom.

Man, last night I was on the phone with my mom and I had to take a dump really bad. Thankfully, I had an incident of divine shitervention and her battery died.

by PantsMan.EXE July 5, 2011