shit mate i just sharted

when your with your friend and you think you need to fart so you do and then you realise it wasn’t a fart and that you in fact have just shit all over yourself and your friend

friend: you alright mate?
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/

by ohshitm8ijistshartedddd November 18, 2019

post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD)

The mental trauma caused to an individual by forcing out a fierce fart, only to discover that they just shit themselves. Symptoms usually include continuous fear a fart will result in a set of soiled skivvies, which results in bare-assing your jeans the rest of the day, and throwing your poopy undies in the trash - hoping nobody saw.

Ever since "the incident", I have post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD). Farting will never be the same.

by Chawncey July 24, 2014

national molly smells like a shart day

this is a day where you can tell any female named molly that she smells like a shart, because she does.

“it’s national molly smells like a shart day. molly, you smell like a fucking shart. did you shart your pants?”

by silly baka keira October 29, 2021

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

a name

who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

by b2byc2md3n March 21, 2022

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

by Zonal K October 10, 2019

St Patrick's Shart

An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.

Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!

Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...

...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!

by CouchPotato420 March 20, 2021

Shart art

(N): artwork created by the unintentional or intentional act of farting on the back of a toilet, a canvas, or a person and then actually sharting. The result resembles splatter art but smells very different. One can impact the appearance of shart art by consuming food coloring or glitter.

I was depressed when i entered the bathroom but really perked up when i saw the shart art Rosie left behind!

by Austin Pealy December 24, 2024