Tag Rob

A blond dude who spends a lot of time at the gym. He falls asleep in class but somehow manages to get an A.

“Hey bestie did you see the text in the group chat?”
“Ya it was Tag Rob”
“No surprise there”

by P. Erf Ecked December 3, 2022

Rob

A man who is the funniest bloke on the face of the earth, and also has a big cock.

‘My mate Rob is proper funny and has a massive cock.’

by BigBattyMan99 March 17, 2022

Rob

The most powerful hall monitor of all man kind at ESA

Jake: ROB IS COMING! WE GOTTA HIDE

by Artkidsucks August 24, 2022

Rob

This person seems to be nice.... until they give you crabs and abandon you with ya dead nan

Oi, that's Rob, he's the guy who gave me crabs.

by Robsclit January 16, 2022

Robbed

Getting Side-B'd off Stage and Loosing Your Stock at 32%

Man I Totally Got Robbed on Stock Two

by Czy_Coup July 10, 2022

Rob

Rob, verb, the action of being a total dick

Dude, brain right now is being a Rob what the fuck.
Don't be a Rob

by Em0-0 September 21, 2021

Rob

ˈʀo b, derived from Robert or Mister Robert is a Proto-Germanic name for an exceptional man.

Mostly a very handsome and intellectual guy, who appears to be a bit mysterious. His excellent taste in music and art make him a versatile conversation partner. His good taste in fashion makes him a desired object for many women also. 1

Rob often is characterized by a certain uniqueness regarding his personality and profound emotional depth. 2
His creative personality traits cause a mainly independent mind-set, therefore he chooses work as an artist, director, photographer or UX designer. Even though he's smoking hot and extraordinary confident, people admire his humbleness. If you ever get the chance to meet a Rob, definitely say hi!

1 Rob is mostly attracted to women smarter and better looking than him, mostly a Miriam.
2 Emotional depths may cause some diva behavior.

"Rob really enjoys cooking healthy meals!"
- Are you sure?
"Yeah, why?"
- I just saw him at Five Guys the other day.

by Romanian encyclopedia May 10, 2018