Get a real job!

An insult, which can be used towards someone who has a shit job/task or none at all (beneficiaries).

Person 1: "Get a real job!"
Person 2: "Fuck off!"

Person with job: "Get a real job"
Beneficiary: "I can't."

by 17 inch dildo May 5, 2016

This is where seriousness gets REAL

A phrase used when it is the most serious point of anything and you must get Real

A time where what happens here will determine the fate of many

The most important point in anyones life

Playing madden 11: down by a touchdown with 30 seconds left and one time out with 73 yards to go "This is where seriousness gets REAL!"

by Cman36 January 16, 2011

real world

A stupid, boring, pointless program on mtv that is on tv all fucking day.

I turned on my tv this morning and the real world was on. I turned on my tv 7 hours later and the real world was still on. I turned on my tv 23 hours later and the real world was still on. I shoot my tv.

by Don't Say a Word October 2, 2003

Don't Real

A term combining "isn't real" and "don't exist", this internet meme was coined by MannixThePirate of Youtube and Blogtv.

Some things that don't real include: aliens, mental illness, female orgasms, God, 9/11, grammar, and mudkipz.

Paul: Hey man, look at those hot lesbians over there!

Nick: Pfft, you're a moron. Lesbians don't real.

by xToadlordx September 2, 2009

Is'Real

Is'Real is a male name who is usually very short but also very humble in a great person to be around he loves food In if he says he loves you he means is always a very social person loves making friends but you show him your not a good friend he Will leave you alone and is very protective person all the time you need help you call Is'Real.

Hey is'real it's me your sister I love you

by Part of five October 24, 2018

real

Often used by someone to describe themselves as "genuine" or "authentic". It is perhaps the most overused and generic word in current use, rendering it almost meaningless. Browse any personals advertisements and every other person who lacks a sufficiently descriptive vocabulary will describe themselves as "real".

I am for real.

by A May 19, 2004

Gen Z “Real” Alt Kid

Some of the most annoying little shits on the internet. Typically claims to be punk or goth or metal or any other subculture that was really big like 40 years ago. They discover 1 song from Dead Kennedys, the Cure, Mayhem, or any other edgy band from the 70s-90s and try to act like their music taste is superior to that of their peers. Snobby and pompous as fuck and usually won’t shut the fuck up about how emo trap/dark trap artists like Lil Peep, $uicideboy$, and Ghostemane aren’t “real punk” or “real metal” or “real goth” even though nobody around them actually thinks that or says that. They mock dead artists’ deaths just simply because they don’t like them and then suddenly act like they give a shit about humanitarianism when someone makes fun of Joey Jordison or Rozz Williams. Overall, they’re quite hypocritical and annoying as shit! If they catch you posting a story of you listening to one Ecco2k track while wearing black clothes, they will try to send you playlists of bands that you probably already know and like such as the Cure, Orchid, Slipknot, etc. but they still think you’re intellectually inferior to them for liking rap music (which may or may not be racially charged…). If you think you might be a Gen Z “Real Alt” Kid, don’t worry. It’s perfectly okay to like punk rock, metal, goth, emo, etc. It’s just bullshit to put genres and subcultures into a static box and not let artists evolve their sound or fans their fashion style without throwing a pussy fit.

Drainer kid: “I love bladee he’s such a good artist!”

Gen Z “real” alt kid: “BLADEE IS NOT REAL EMO!!!1!1! REAL EMO CONSISTS OF THE 1980—“

Drainer kid: “Oh my God nobody fucking gives a shit go outside.”

Emo kid: “Yeah tf??? You literally think you’re better than us cos u like the same music as my mom and dad and uncle and you dress like a character from The Breakfast Club. Don’t be a dick, bro.”

Drainer kid: “You’re kinda cool! Wanna go listen to the new Underoath album?”

Emo kid: “Hell yea man!”

Gen Z “real” alt kid: *unintelligible screaming noises upon hearing an underoath fan call himself emo*

by lmaomeanlickmyassout October 2, 2021