reality die

Reality die refers to a constant need to say fuck you to reality and be glad it'll die one day

Man I really hope reality dies soon

by Quinn gs fgfn August 1, 2022

Reality film

A genre of non-narrative film that documents purportedly unscripted real-life situations, and often stars unfamiliar people rather than professional actors.

Reality film is a motion picture equivalent to reality show

by Ryan900USAYT December 29, 2022

Realene

Realene is a very smart, beautiful, loving, and talented woman, she tends to put others before her and will always defend those closest to her, shes thicc af, she has guys wanting her every time she leaves the house but is the most loyal woman you can find, keep a realene close as she is the best person to have by your side

DAYYYYYUM that girl is bad af she must be a realene

by dlongdong January 13, 2023

reading boys students

Guys. most generic people in reading. some have girlfriends but most are compsci students. Easily exploitable. you probably wont understand any of their jokes.

Do it yourself ffs (reading boys students is the word)

by IlikeBalls69420 October 22, 2023

accordion reading

Online reading phenomenon in which a person begins with a list of links to articles/blog entries from an RSS feed (such as Google Reader), and opens several as new browser tabs.

While reading through the tabs one by one, reducing their number, the person finds links to other articles/blog entries, which will be duly opened as additional tabs.

The result is that the number of tabs on the browser continually expands and contracts, accordion-style, and before you know it you've wasted half the day reading an endlessly regenerating stream of linked internet nonsense.

Guy 1: Dude, where have you been?
Guy 2: Sorry, got caught up in some accordion reading online - couldn't stop adding more and more new tabs of stuff to read. What, is it time for Church?
Guy 1: Um, it's actually Monday now.

by Peter Lorre February 4, 2010

kiddie reality

the state of being obssessed with stuff your kids enjoy. watching only kids movies,listening to kids songs in the car and laughing at knock knock jokes.

weve watched toy story 5 times today, and the kids have been in bed for an hour, can we get outta kiddie reality now?

i cant believe you havent seen a grown up movie in 4 years, we need to get you outta kiddie reality.

by rubbahbandman February 6, 2010

Nip Reading

An incredibly obvious thing every person (man or woman) does when they see a girl with particularly prominent boobs. Staring incredibly intently like they're trying read a book without opening the cover.

These motherfuckin pervs are always nip reading, "my eyes are up here"

by Mary Tyler Moore December 12, 2016