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protest warrior

One of a group of right-thinking individuals, known collectively as Protest Warriors. These people have gotten tired of the automatic assumption by leftist reporters and anchors that 'anti-war' means 'peaceful' and is the intelligent A.N.S.W.E.R. to anything.
They show that 'pro-peace' protesters are as vicious as, and often more vicious than, those that they are protesting. As well as observably less intelligent.
That protest warrior just showed the entire world that socialism is primarily for the inherently stupid and selfish. and, he used the socialist's own words. He didn't even need to misquote Comrade's statement.
by Proud Conservative December 20, 2003
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professive

A word created by Solo G meaning to have a certain quality. i.e. very good at something
I'm a professive car driver. I'm a professive artist. I'm a professive musician. etc.
by Freddy Garcia October 29, 2007
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professional table chef

(n.) the person you are embarrassed to go to a restaurant with because they ALWAYS send their plate back multiple times in order to get (1) a new, hot plate of food (2) free meals, desserts, coupons for future visits, etc. (3) an apology from the manager (4) put on the restaurant's 'do not serve' list
Yeah, we went downtown to that new place and she ordered a cheeseburger...she ate half and then said it wasn't cooked well enough...then when they brought a whole new one she decided she wanted cheddar and not provolone...THEN they brought that and she said the first one was better and she wouldn't pay for it...the manager came out and gave her a coupon for a free entree, apologized, and said her meal would be on the house. I can't stand professional table chefs! Go home and cook!
by leclassique November 10, 2010
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professional photo bomber

inserting yourself intentionally at the last possible moment into every photo opportunity possible.
My best friend and I were getting our picture took at a party when this guy we did not even know jumped into the picture.....He is a "Professional Photo Bomber"

When viewing the pictures for the annual Christmas Party...Drunk BoB was in Every Photo!!! What a "PPB"
by Diabla0007 December 27, 2010
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Professional Trust Falling

The act of a friend becoming a professional at catching you when you randomly scream out, "TRUST FALL"
Wow, Jared J is like seriously a professional trust falling expert. he always catches me.
by Da kingda ka July 16, 2011
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Professional Shit-bag

Noun: (in the Marine Corps) an individual who is purposefuly so close to the minimum standards that he is perceived to be out of regs, or an individual who is actually out of regs (on purpose) but is able to get away with or hide it. This is to include haircuts, pft/cft scores, uniform regulations and more.
SSgt blasted that LCpl for the 'mop on his head'. He must be what you call a professional shit-bag.
by Termin@l L@nce September 28, 2013
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predestrian

A pedestrian who actively tries to get hit by a car, with the hope of scoring a lucrative lawsuit against the driver.
"Jason, looks like that guy you ran over last year filed a lawsuit against you."
"But he was totally asking for it--one of those greedy predestrians."
by dranpa May 1, 2016
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