pirate head

When receiving head, suddenly without warning, the "blowee" pushes down on the "blowers" head, forcing them to the base of the penis and thus causing them to gargle and "argh" like a pirate. If they wish the "blowee" may yell pirate slang at this point, i.e. "arg! take me seed wench! arg!"

After I used the pirate head maneuver on a boring blow job session last week my girlfriend now no longer enjoys Pirates of the Carribean as much. oh well, the pirate head was worth it. ARG!

by MrE_9P March 31, 2011

Nose Pirate

A Person of Jewish descent who takes it in the nose

1)That Nose Pirate Loves Money.
2)AWW you Nose Pirate.
3)Person 1: That Jew Screwed Us!
Person 2:What a Nose Pirate

by jjensstap January 18, 2009

Dick Pirate

To steal a woman from under the nose of a close friend who is chatting her up.

tom, you are such a Dick Pirate for stealing that girl from simon.

by C. Birdseye July 11, 2011

three beer pirate

A person who drinks one, spills one, and gives one away, but still gets much drunker than anyone else at the party.

Shane was the total three beer pirate last night. He gave me beer #2 and spilled #3 on my Dark Side of the Moon record so I was forced to kick his ass.

by Holden McKock July 22, 2006

protein stain

Spermatozoa that has dried on a fabric or carpet or anything else.

"Damn when my wife sees all the protein stains on our new bed she'll know I've been fuckin' around'

by WILFONG June 11, 2003

International talk like a pirate day

The most holiest of days through out the calender in which everybody in the world spends the day talking as they would if pirates had won the war against the ninja's (although ninja's are still way cooler). This is what should happen however tragically most people ignore the day or missinterperit it as a day in which to have a laugh talking like a pirate, the sad dilusional fools. This day is to celebrate the creation of the pirate army that bravely gave it's life in the war of the garr's (against ninja's) and allowed pirate communities to escape and exist in secret through out the world and passed on the tradition of international talk like a pirate day.

Remember those lost and honour them as you raise your tankards of grog and let out your honourary "GAAAAARRRRRRR" in their memory. If you can't find grog just have beer and get pissed instead.
The accepted GAAAAARRRRRRR contains 5 A's and 7 R's.

GAAAAARRRRRRR This be international talk like a pirate day

GAAAAARRRRRRR We will remember those who sacreficed themselves to save pirate traditions by forcing the world to talk like they would for a day. It will be called International talke like a pirate day.

by Bongonator January 13, 2008

crusty pirate

when someone jacks off in your eyes and it seels your eyes shut.

man, after i got that crusty pirate, i couldnt see for days.

by kyle the crusty pirate king June 23, 2006