Daniel Penny

The ideal vision of American manhood

Daniel Penny stopped a drugged out maniac from injuring and killing innocent law abiding civilians in a subway but was persecuted for it because New York has become a third world shithole run by deep state globalists

by bruh 🙂 December 11, 2024

pennis

An online exchange of dick pics between two gay people, who are in love with each other
(like tennis, but with dicks)

Oh, Mark and Rob are playing pennis again

Quit playing pennis and go out with him already!

by cassettechan December 21, 2024

Daniel Penny Effect

The phenomenon observed where bystanders will ignore, film or otherwise not get involved in an emergency or life threatening situation involving innocent people out of fear of legal prosecution or physical harm.

First referenced by news outlets in the aftermath of a woman on a NYC subway getting burned alive by an illegal migrant.

"Invoking fears of legal backlash, the Daniel Penny Effect loomed large as bystanders watched helplessly during a horrifying Brooklyn subway attack where a woman was set on fire."

by average_daffy_duck December 26, 2024

Nazi pennis

Pennis that always stays upright to cherish its idol Adolf. If it could speak it would say heil Hitler. Fun fact nazi pennis is never gay or jewish.

Damn, John always has an erection, he must have a nazi pennis.

by Bigmaciola July 2, 2025

Play the Penny Slots

To go down on a girl when she's on her period.

Sarah was on her period, but I'm a giver, so I decided to play the penny slots.

by MatzahBear July 15, 2025

Penny tree

When you have some much butt hair with dingle berries hanging from it that it resembles a tree growing pennies and the flake off in the toilet

Damn it there are pennies in bad Derek must have a penny tree

by Oceandining August 28, 2025

pennis

when a fuckass person writes you up but does'nt know how to spell penis

made a "pennis" out of paper and put it on the glass in booking.

by assgrabber9 September 9, 2025