|ˈpatrik| noun
Six foot, one hundred and eighty pounds of unadulterated douche. For reasons of jealousy, he hates on precious princesses. This irrational hatred could also be attributed to his longing for a title that rates highly from an alliteration perspective. Patrick’s possesses a homoeotic demeanor, which, is expressed in the form of exaggerated hand gestures, strutting and twirling. Patrick can be seen prancing around his office sporting what some would deem ‘poor drag queen attire’ i.e. a plastic bag and grey wig combo. Unbeknown to onlookers, this embarrassing act is in fact a hunting ritual for spare cake.
Six foot, one hundred and eighty pounds of unadulterated douche. For reasons of jealousy, he hates on precious princesses. This irrational hatred could also be attributed to his longing for a title that rates highly from an alliteration perspective. Patrick’s possesses a homoeotic demeanor, which, is expressed in the form of exaggerated hand gestures, strutting and twirling. Patrick can be seen prancing around his office sporting what some would deem ‘poor drag queen attire’ i.e. a plastic bag and grey wig combo. Unbeknown to onlookers, this embarrassing act is in fact a hunting ritual for spare cake.
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