half-past hammered

a phrase to describe the intensity or excessiveness to which one was intoxicated.

"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"

"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"

by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011

Past

a part of a person's history that is considered to be shameful.

he was well dressed and enthusiastic, but the tattoo on his hand hinted that he had a past

by Arminkshipper July 31, 2024

Judgement of Past Actions

Judgement of Past Actions. Someone is younger. They are immature. They are with friends who are a bad influence. Because of all that, they do some dumb shit. Later on, they are judged for that dumb shit.
Some would call that unfair, and others would call it fair.

Judgement of Past Actions

Example

P1: Ew look at what this guy did online!

P2: Aw gross how could someone type that!

P3: Maybe he was young and immature!

P1 and P2: NO WAY FUCK YOU!!!

P1: Anyway its so gross!

P2: Yeah I don't even want to know who they are!

P1: Let judge him!

P2: Judgement of Past Actions!

by Pcydunim September 9, 2024

Toe Jam Paste

The gunk in between your toes mixed with toothpaste and gelatin and spread on toast

Hey guys did you try the new "Toe Jam Paste"

by eeeeees bitch March 17, 2024

Hate-paste

To ejaculate on someone's face, then rub it in in a derogatory fashion.

I jizzed on his wife's stupid face, then rubbed it in and laughed at her. Gotta love the hate-paste!

by Mcdeviant69 August 19, 2010

Pasted

When you squirt so hard you shit yourself.

Jenny: The sex was so good I pasted all over the

by Mrfrogm May 26, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>a change of direction is a must this year as you have reached the end of your current journey and need a new challenge. Make a break with the past and make it one that cannot be reversed. Move forward fast and don’t look back.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>a change of direction is a must this year as you have reached the end of your current journey and need a new challenge. Make a break with the past and make it one that cannot be reversed. Move forward fast and don’t look back.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>a change of direction is a must this year as you have reached the end of your current journey and need a new challenge. Make a break with the past and make it one that cannot be reversed. Move forward fast and don’t look back.<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025