pakistan

pakistan is... a misunderstood country, always accused of terrorism and islam extremism. As a fellow pakistani, it's a safe country, so if the foreign media thinks portraying countries like pakistan negatively is gonna do them good, then maybe they should show the problems of their nation instead.

some guy: pakistanis are extremists
pakistani: shut up cunt

by thecoinyew December 9, 2022

Pakistan

Yes, our international sport is hockey, not cricket.

Oh wow you're from Pakistan! You must know a lot about cricket!

by YesIsOverUsed February 15, 2023

Pakistani Day🇵🇰

June 30th, the day were you have to give every pakistani girl or boy you know atleast £5.

Happy Pakistani Day🇵🇰 guys!!

by thebest🇵🇰 June 29, 2023

Pakistani Middleman

When you take a nasty poop and you use the bidet and it still didn't get all of it ....so you have to turn the bidet on and reach underneath and scrub with your left hand

Why is there a big Gulp cup in the bathroom at 7-11? Oh. You have never had a Pakistani Middleman have you?

by commadore mike July 30, 2023

pakismali

A person who is from pakistan and somalia

Look at that wasteman, hes such a pakismali.

by Wasteman2009 September 16, 2023

Pakistani Handshake

The undeniable stench of body odor that is so strong you can smell the offense as the person walks up to you. This replaces the common and traditional greeting used such as clasping hands to convey a welcome and friendly introduction.
It can be found throughout cultures were deodorant is not applied or accepted as part of good daily hygiene habits. This type of 'handshake' is most prevalent in middle eastern countries: Pakistan, India, Turkey, Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Russia, etc. Also, most of the African continent as well: Egypt, Morocco, and Algeria to name a few.

Whoa, that guys stinks!
I know... it smells like he hasn't washed in a week! He is rock'n the Pakistani Handshake

by hexacat October 25, 2023

Pakistanian

What illiterate dumbasses think they're supposed to call people from Pakistan

"are you Pakistanian?"
"no you fucking illiterate retard I am Pakistani"

by Thecoolesttoucanever December 20, 2023