Old Prison Door

Used to describe a girlfriend who you just hate being with and utterly despise, thus giving you the feeling of being the wrong side of a 'prison door' with absolutely no way out.

Mike Myers: Mate James Franco is having a sick party this weekend, the last party of his I went to, we stayed up into the morning drinking Cristal and snorting coke off models' tits. Please say your free bro?

Luke Wilson: I have the old prison door round tonight she is here for the weekend, I can't fucking believe this, she's so fucking dread man.

Mike Myers: Rather you than me son, enjoy your night watching Love actually and wanking off desperately trying to avoid her gaze.

by SandwichBoy69 May 14, 2012

one bar prison

A single pole that is shoved up the cunt or asshole which is incredibly hard to escape from.

My favorite porn videos are one bar prisons. I love to hear the bitches scream!

by Unclerandy'splayth1ng June 21, 2019

Turkish Prison Riot

The subsequent chaos that ensues when an individual turns the lights on and off repeatedly in a mens locker room. Especially chaotic after a gym class or hot day.

I leaned up against the light switch and accidentally started a turkish prison riot again.

by Hardun tucker February 18, 2018

go-to-prison drunk

adjective

1. So drunk, one gets thrown in jail
2.pertaining to or caused by extreme intoxication or intoxicated persons.
3. outrageous inebriattion

-"Did you see Will and Zach at the fair?"
-"Who didn't? They were go-to-prison drunk."

or..

They were throwing children through walls aka go-to-prison drunk.

by OhGeeP April 17, 2011

Big Bubba Prison Style

Prison sex between big bubba and some other dude.Which is hella wrong,but in a way funny.

Gaylords batty men village people
two guy's bonin' early in the monin'

by thebestguyonearth January 21, 2005

The Prison Candy Cane

To forcefully shove a candy cane down an erect penis then proceed to suck the candy cane

You better stfu or imma perform the prison candy cane on your broke ass

by Henrydickthong42069 February 15, 2017

tricky dick prison tattoo

Roger Stone's tattoo clarion call for nookie in prison

Roger Stone entered prison today and took of his shirt; Bowser, inmate No. 3452B, saw Stone's tricky dick prison tattoo and thought "mmm imma get me some of that"

by Uncle Joosie January 25, 2019