Prison

school

Kid: OK mom I'm going to prison.

Mom: You got arrested!?!?!?

Kid: NO. I'm going to school :(

by chonkychonkthechonkie December 1, 2019

New Definition of Op Prison

The phrase was orginally said by the former TeamExtreme member ( a minecraft server was hosted at Canada ) , his ig now is ChrisJericho ( He likes CJ for real ) , in one of his Instagram post said " MineIcon is the NDoOP " . The phrase is also the tag he used in his advertisement about the MineIcon as well

The orginial sentences : MineIcon is New Definition of Op Prison

by IconicJuniorJay April 9, 2020

prison

It's like school, but you can't leave

whoops, I accidentally threw a Molotov through the window of a Seven-Eleven, guess I gotta go to prison now.

by EmptyHuskOfHumanity September 9, 2021

prison

school except it is a punishment.

"I hate going to prison. oh sorry, I meant school"

by school:sad December 12, 2023

Prisoners of Catan

A pun used to describe the lengthy nature of a game of the popular board game, "Settlers of Catan".

"Please don't make us play another round of "Prisoners of Catan"! It takes so long to play!"

by LoneMeme April 18, 2015

First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.

"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."

by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022

PRISON OYSTER

It's a dynamic of knowing or not knowing what it is that makes this term funny. If you are in on the joke it is what ever you wanna come up with and improve on the spot and anyone can add to it or give their mystery sauce deep fried nacho cheesed variation. The person who doesn't know a version is joked on because they didnt know.

Skylikeforserious says "What do you mean you don't know what prison oysters are, in SF we deep fry lamb and beef meatballs a put nacho cheese and hint of fennel on them." Ted says "In Albuquerque we do them the same except add peppers n christmas salsa" ...

by SUGARPHUCK July 30, 2022