Seizure to please her

Marked by BDE and born from the idea that men with small packages coined the expression “It’s not about the size, it’s about the motion in the ocean”; men with heavy packages can now imagine the little guys falling out during sex due to having little to no shaft.

So when they’re doing it, they gotta just scissor you basically or they’ll fall out. Gotta seizure to please her?

by Kilobravo January 08, 2022

for the love of god please for the love of god

you lost hope in humanity

Mom: You have to do your homework, dishes, and every single chore in the house
You: For the love of god please for the love of god!

by TheChhingieahsdhb May 05, 2022

please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

by June 19, 2022

ese, please

Latino slang for 'Homie, please'.

Ese, please. Your ex's girl is que fea. You're too good for that vato.

by BabydollDame22 January 03, 2017

Brewski me please!

Mid-west, AKA Yooper metaphor to, "beer me please!"

(Somewhere in a Minnesoooota bar):

Kyle: Brewski me please!
Bartender: .......? Ooooooh I see what you did there. You betcha, coming right up!

by KM994 September 20, 2020

Pass the butter please

"Thank you, next" "Move on"

Jessica said she can't hang because of her boyfriend. "Pass the butter please"

by KJSW69 May 11, 2021

No Flowers Please

It's push and pull
All day long
First is off and then its on
I don't know what's happening to me

Everything is dark in town
You're the only one around

So don't forget to send me no
Flowers please
Don't send me no
Flowers please
Don't send me no
Flowers please

I died a thousand times with you
Every time you pull me through
I don't know what's happening to me.

You could repair the damage done
The morning's just begun

So don't forget to send no
Flowers please
Don't send me no
Flowers please
No, no, no
Flowers please

Now don't forget to send me no
Flowers please

No flowers please
Don't send me no
Flowers please
No, no, no
Flowers please
No don't forget to send no

Its push and pull all day long
First it's off and then it's on
I don't know what's happening to me

You can repair the damage done
The morning's just begun

So don't forget to send me no
Flowers please
Don't send me no
Flowers please
No, no, no
Flowers please

by Death Menace March 20, 2023