pimp statis

One who has much "pimp status". One who excels at many things, such as pimping, ballin', or just being the shit.
Damn, did you see Shawn at the club last night?! That kid has pimp statis.
by Shawn April 13, 2004
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Unlucky Pimp

When seen with a group of bad looking women, often spotty, overweight, smelly or have a bad sense of fashion.
"Hey did you see Andy, with those two girls?"
"Ha, yeah.. what an unlucky pimp"
by rhysbohh July 18, 2009
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Math Pimp

Someone who has mastered exponential growth and mathematical sweet talking.

Someone who only works on the problem: Integral of e to the x times y.

"He is such a Math Pimp. He told me he wished he were a derivative, that way he could lie tangent to my curves."

Girl A: How did studying go with that guy?

Girl B: Great! He is such a math pimp, he certainly showed me how to derive his exponential growth.

by Mathus November 11, 2008
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paper pimp

Paper pimp (n). A high profile left or right wing columnist, who writes op ed pieces with a particular slant to persuade many of its readers to buy a newspaper, that otherwise would be used for the litterbox or the bird cage lining. A paper pimp knows his/her audience, so it will sell in certain markets. Paper Pimps are found syndicated in many of the large metropolitan "rags" throughout the country. This can also be used as a descriptive: "paper pimper, or pimping papers".
Cal Thomas' article didn't surprise me. I read the first paragraph and knew he was just a paper pimp.
by boggler September 07, 2005
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pimpity pimp

an individual who does something, wears something, or has something that is awesome, looks good, or is completely fly.

John had this bad ass outfit that had him looking pimpity pimp!
by sinuhe montoya March 29, 2006
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The Pimps Prayer

The Pimps Prayer:

Lord guide my pimp hand and make it strong,so that this ho might know her place.
Let us bow our head and pray The Pimps Prayer.
by Arsemunky September 05, 2016
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pimp giblets

When you're preparing your Thanksgiving pimp, the pimp giblets are the things you have to pull out so you can put your stuffings in.
1. "Princely Pimps: now giblet-free!"

2. "Did you really get all those pimp giblets out of that tiny little pimp?"

3. We feed the pimp giblets to the dogs.
by Wonaldo April 17, 2008
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