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pet sandal

say fuck it and get a pet sandal
bro i just got a pet sandal
by retarded crusader August 8, 2020
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basement pet

A woman who is controlled and dictated by a tyranical person, usually a man, to the point where she isn't allowed to leave the house without permission.
Stay clear of Khaled, or he'll turn you into his own personal basement pet.
by goggle_dude April 21, 2022
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pet millionaire

A millionaire who is happy to provide their time, money and/or other assets they own to their non-millionaire companion without expecting them to repay that with any kind of service or favor in exchange for their commitment, their priority being their companion's wellbeing. (Note: explicitly not a sugarbaby-sugardaddy/sugarmommy type of relationship, and you ougth to treat your pet millionaire with respect, too.)
Pet millionaires are mythical creatures.
My millionaire is not a pet, they're family.
by Blues5565 October 17, 2024
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The Next Pet Rock

quick claim to fame; the next new trend; the next bonanza; your 15 minutes of fame, if you're pedestrian.
She's always thinking of ways to come up with the next pet rock.
by postmenopausal September 19, 2015
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Pro-pet romantic preference

Aka. P.P.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who wants and or has pets
Vanessa is only interested in dating people who have pets because she believes it shows they can handle some responsibility, are compassionate, and considerate. She has a pro-pet romantic preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 2, 2021
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Pet-Dog-Water-Fish

A creature that your baby grandmother would purchase.
My Pet-Dog-Water-Fish is drowning!
by thenigletniggler February 7, 2023
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gay pet

a pet that is of significance to being called a gay pet
by camhandletheheat December 8, 2021
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