by anonymous August 22, 2021

A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day
“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “
by princessej March 26, 2018

by Jokerquey October 22, 2017

A slightly over weight woman’s personal area that looks like shredded beef and is constantly in underwear that is too small and essentially in a Jean crockpot being slowly overheated and excreting patty juices that causes an overall general itch.
by Patty parker April 19, 2021

The act of smashing your dick so hard it severs it to the point it bleeds while a woman bleeds menstral blood on it and shits in your mouth
by nihher gay shitnboi September 1, 2017

patti mae smith is a very short girl with luscious yummy locks. she has bad taste in men but good taste in woman. she craves validation but love everyone around her and is always looking out for everyone. she has the best friend in the world who looks the complete opposite but they would do anything for eachother. she doesn’t like school but she love the people she sees *most* just don’t piss patti mae smith off.
by lilsmucker March 18, 2022

An extremely large pour of alcohol requested by, typically, a middle aged, meddling mother-in-law. Filled completely to the brim of the glass to satisfy their alcohol needs.
by doeshow11 August 12, 2024
