when attempting to penerate the anus of a lady friend or brokeback buddy, it is the crusty poo flakes that surround the enterance to said anus. As you thrust harder and harder past the many layers of the crusty poo flakes, they will cause a great discomfort that often results in an embarassing yelp, followed by a stream of tears.
Brad: oh man, last night i only got through half of Debra's ass onions before i had to pull out and wipe my tears in the bathroom.
by Dr. Richard Monroe April 2, 2007
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The act of sitting above a person.. bare ass.. sealing your butt hole around their mouth and farting.
I hooked up with this nasty bitch last night and she was just begging me to onion ring her.... then we boofed
by Brant Boekleman March 24, 2008
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"David Furnish couldnt help but enjoy the rancid taste of Elton's onion ring."
"You cant beat a good deep fried Onion Ring"
"You cant beat a good deep fried Onion Ring"
by Monkey08 March 12, 2008
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After eating at McDonalds, I left a few onion bombs in my buddies car they stayed in the cloth of the seats for weeks...
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