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Ocean Toad

An ocean toad is defined as an individual, normally working in middle management, who sits around daily in a sea of waste and despair he or she calls their job. The ocean toad is known to regurgitate email messages already sent from other higher level sources even though he or she is aware that all of their subordinates had received the message. The ocean toad comes in many shapes and sizes, and is often recognized by it's rigid brow line and sloped uphill walk which is indicative of its desire to crawl out of the lonesome role of middle management to annoy others higher up the chain of command. Ocean toads hop from job to job making the lives of those they manage miserable.
Russ, the boss, is such an ocean toad. Did you see him resend that email about TPS-888 form? He's hopping up the ladder to the next level soon.
by Billy Klube May 8, 2013
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cake by the ocean

Sex on the beach with a girl who has a great ass!
James: Imma take Lori for a piece of cake by the ocean! 😜

Adam: mmmm tasty. Enjoy! Imma stay home and have a piece!
James: Sweet.
by Newfiediver October 5, 2016
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Ocean City, NJ

A city in south Jersey populated by PA people, douchebags, preppy girls, jocks (even though I said douchebags), and the general upper-middle class trash. All the definitions are right, the city is dead in the winter, after Labor Day this city sleeps until June. You need to go out of the city to get alcohol since it's a dry town, that doesn't mean you can't find some bud though. This town is something to avoid if you're not a family or the general lower intelligent "Jersey Shore" fan who's brain is fried from all the tanning. Also there are no hot girls there, unless if you're into tanned bimbos.
Guy 1: Let's go to Ocean City, NJ for a few days.
Guy 2: Nah man that's just spoiled teenagers and families.
by DudeInSkinnies July 8, 2012
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Oceane

A sexy man who all the woman are attached to. Very good at any thing he does including sports.
Man I wish I could be a Oceane
by Ocean lover 🚢🚢🚢🚢 December 1, 2016
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ocean spoon girl

A girl that blows a guy anywhere, including the ocean.
I heard lola is a ocean spoon girl.. what a whore
by Taylorgahdnpc March 15, 2017
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Ocean Goat

When your dick skin shrivels up in ocean water and gives you the dick of an 80 year old asian man.
I'm really feeling the ocean goat now.
by White-Qwizard February 27, 2017
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Oceanography

Pictures of Oceans
He is into Oceanography you can tell because he is holding a camera and taking a picture of oceans.
by ConVext14 August 7, 2019
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