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one for contact 

if somebody punches you, you are allowed to call one for contact and punch them back without any repercussions.
Rules:
- The return punch must be around the same strength as the original one.
- If the person who calls one for contact is a pussy and doesn't want to hit the original person, then they can pass the

one for contact over to another person.
- If a person calls one for contact they can save it for later, however it expires by midnight that night.
Jeff: "fuck you kenny!"(punch)
Kenny: "one for contact, Jeff"
Kenny: (punch)
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one of your lil friends 

Something my momma and your momma ain't.
My mom: I ain't one of your lil friends Idk who you think you is?

one-Geri universe

The one-Geri universe is a theory based on a universe in which every identity is assumed by Geri from the Pixar short "Geri's Game". This idea proposes that every action consciously taken is by Geri at a different point in time.
We're all just living in a one-Geri universe where the entire world is controlled by one old dude, man.

One peel machine 

A term used by car guys to describe cars with no LSD (limited slip diff)
Daniel: I just got an NA mazda miata

Car guy: dose it have an LSD though
Daniel not sure...

Car guy: that's a one peel machine man get an lsd

One Almond

The philosophy of Amir Blumenfeld that One Almond is the perfect amount of almonds.
Amir: What is it about one almond that's just... perfect?
Jake: Nothing. It's bad.
Amir: Don't just say "It's bad!"
One Almond by mason+ok! January 8, 2020

One Of Us Is Lying 

An amazingly well written murder mystery book including admittedly High School drama but still got pretty complex characters. You can only love it! Thanks for your work Karen M. McManus
A: Did you already read One Of Us Is Lying for school?
B: Are you kidding? I read it like 7 times before. Bronwyn is my sister in a way lol.

One-Night Squat 

A night of over indulging on alcohol that leads to a sexual encounter excluding intercourse. Typical activities include snuggles, smooches, dry rubbing of the other members genitalia with clothes on, and felatio.
"Jenny wouldn't let me hit it last night so we just had a one-night squat."
One-Night Squat by Acondeezy June 27, 2020