Throwing Ropes

It’s like when you bust a big ole load of baby batter and those little fuckers fly out your pee pee like a dang dolphin juicing its blow hole in the middle of a tropical storm

Hey Jerry! Remember that time you got caught throwing ropes at the airport after 9/11

by StayThrowinRopes May 12, 2025

Tesla roping

When a team of two vehicles (usually large pickups) chases and captures a Tesla robotaxi by positioning in front and behind to control its speed and force submission. The goal is to trigger the car to signal distress and enter teleoperation as quickly as possible.

Dude, I'm bored, wanna roll coal and trigger some libs? Nah, that's hayseed shit. Let's go Tesla roping!

by feeleymyballs May 20, 2025

Rope

a pack of cigarettes or multiple joints or blunts.

Hey man, wanna let off some steam and burn a rope?

by Ry and Seb June 3, 2025

Escape Rope

Kill Yourself

Go use the escape rope from this existince

by odnan June 9, 2025

Rope Tugger

Faggot, queer, homosexual. A man who prefers to beat off other dudes or "tug their ropes."

Me: Did you see how gay James looked in that IG post?
Buddy: Yeah, he's such a fucking rope tugger.

by John Johnson June 12, 2025

Battle Ropes

When a woman has thin saggy tits, you can grab her by the nipples and use them as battle ropes to work out.

Her boobs hang so low we can use them as battle ropes for cardio today.

by Pitblue99 May 8, 2024

Rope store

Where you go when you realize that everything you believed in was wrong. Always located next to a rickety stool store.

Person A: "So after talking with my vegan friend, I realized everything I EVER believed in was wrong."

Person B: "Wow. Best think it's time to head on down to the ol' rope store."

by Yeemanman34 May 15, 2024