Double-half.

A variation of sexual intercourse enabling the male to give the female double the girth but only half the length. This is achieved by going in with a flaccid penis folded in half.

It was like throwing a sausage down a hallway, so I gave her some good old double-half.

by SlyD0g March 4, 2017

double joints

Definition 1: Unusual flexibility, usually in arms, fingers and legs.

Definition 2: Two blunts.

Definition 3: Uncontrollable sexiness and bad assery.

1: My phalanges are double jointed.

2: "Hey man, can I have one of those double joints?"

3: OH MY GOODNESS. DOUBLE JOINTS...

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by Ben Dover The Fifth January 7, 2016

double edged

someone that doesn't care about who they're going to fuck, a bissexual person.

Richie — Man, Susie couldn't stop teasing me last night.
Felix — Doesn't she have a girlfriend, though?
Richie — Yeah but she's double edged, so I'd probably get twice the pussy.

by exact-@-mundo November 17, 2018

The Double Caboose

The incredible phenomenon when two women are ass to ass and pleasure themselves simultaneously with a double-headed dildo.

Imagine my surprise and delight when I walked into the bedroom to find Roxy and Abby goin' at the double caboose! The 8th wonder of the world does exist.

by VoodooJay January 25, 2019

Double boating

When a person has a baby mama and a side hoe at the same time

Look at Michael double boating over there

by Baljeet69 October 7, 2018

Double Flexative

When two people try to flex on eachother, they get cancelled out.

“Yo, I got AirPods”
“I’ve got a Rolex”
“Looks like we’ve got a double flexative”

by Wobbly wagon wheels July 8, 2019

Double Bareback

When two people have unprotected sex while riding on a horse.

Person 1: Do you like horses?
Person 2: The only time I ever liked a horse was when I went double bareback with that girl at riding school.

by dutchd February 26, 2011