John Mason

The erectile external sexual organ of males, used in copulation, and in mammals, also for urination.

Did you get a look at the size of that guy's John Mason?!

Rubbing my John Mason causes pleasure that I'm ashamed of.

by MC Kedgett February 23, 2009

John Ross

Term for getting an erection, specifically at football practice

You hear about Danny pulling a john Ross yesterday?

by Partzival August 1, 2018

Johns Hopkins

A university that tries to be the best at everything, including grade deflation.

Sometimes I wish I had gone to Harvard where you get easy A's, instead I'm at Johns Hopkins.

by jhu22 January 17, 2013

john lester

-a person who is loved , caring and most of all trustworthy;

He is like john lester.

by Niallandthepotatoes June 7, 2021

John Frusciante

Guittarist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Coming into the band in his late teens after the death of Hillel Slovak (previous guitarist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers) he utilized great creativity into bringing the band to where it is today. He left in 1991 after "Blood Sugar Sex Magic" because he felt the band became overrated, lapsinginto adeep heroin adiction. It was until he rejoined the band and workedon Californication than he cam over his heroin addiction.

John Frusciante and Bradley Nowell are both great musicians who brought much to the 90's rock scene, but both suffered from Heroin. Unfortunately, Bradley Nowell died to Heroin but John Frusciante surpassed his addiction and evolvedmuch from his heroin experience. Quite possibly the greatest guitarist of all time.

John Frusciante released the Empyrean resently, an album which shows his spiritual maturity and his faith surpasses all the negativity he faced in life.

by BennyG93 August 4, 2009

She John

(noun)

A term that refers to a man whore's cliental.

Ho 1: Man that she john was a loose ass mo fo

Ho 2: For sure.

by Dr. Bacon July 24, 2010

John Edward

A television personality who claims to communicate with the dead. Owns a book called, "How to 69 with yourself". Was nominated for, and won, the "Biggest Douche in the Universe" award, beating out an actual giant douche.

Wow, John Edward, you're such a giant douche!

by Jacko912 May 11, 2006