The Pakistani Oil Drill

When a girl is doing a head stand and you are standing over her drilling her in the ass. The idea is to fuck her until shit (oil) starts shooting out like an oil drill.

It took me forever to clean up after the Pakistani Oil Drill

by The Guy From Miami January 5, 2010

The Good Oil

An Australian term meaning the achievement or provision of what's desired at that particular moment.

I think voting out John Howard seems like the good oil to me.
If you could grab me a beer babe, that would be the good oil.

by C Wilson May 9, 2008

Texas Oil Well

The act of having anal sex with a guy or girl and having fecal matter and lube blow back onto yourself. Resembles when you strike oil.

Nothin will make you vomit like a Texas Oil Well.

by cj04 April 17, 2006

Surburban Oil Rig

When having intercorse, lift her up and hold her in air.(still in her) Then have another male give it to her in the back door.(still holding her up)Then have another male get on the first males sholders. Have her suck the one on top.

I was walking my dog, when little sally walked by. I ripped off her clothes. As I did this, Bob and Old man Johnson jumped in to make it a surburban oil rig.
GNARLY!!!

by Big Vick Lover 53 June 26, 2008

alabama oil rig

Putting ones penis into someones butt while they push out liquid shit. The same as a whack a mole only the recipient has diarrhea.

Diarrhea went everywhere when I tried the alabama oil rig.

by dickcheeseburglar April 30, 2010

Change the Oil

Drinking a beer while pissing. Done to prevent losing alcohol when you break the seal. "Changing" or "changed" can be used depending on tense.

"Bro, we've only had 4 beers and you're pissing? Hold that shit in longer!"
"Dude, don't worry about it, I'm going to change the oil!"

by GiganticTumor May 1, 2010

rapid oil

a quick lube in odessa tx located on penbrook behind H.E.B, they charge fucking 31.95 for 5 qts of oil!!! 34.95 For 6!!

that Roger is one fucking crazy cracker!

by Joe Rael April 2, 2005