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Oklahoma Oil Field

When a girl takes a bunch of laxatives and proceeds to initiate anal sex with her man,she makes him stick it in her when she is at the cusp of shitting herself the man then fucks the shit filled butthole till he's ready to pull out resulting in a glorious and majestic pressurized fountain volley of diarrhea erupting like old faithful as the Beverly hillbillies theme plays in the background
Dude,Susie took a bunch of x lax last night and had me put it in her ass,bedroom looked like an Oklahoma oil Field when I pulled out
by J-Rad Wisnizzle May 21, 2023
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The Texas Oil Ridge

Repeatedly Fisting a females asshole and going all the way to the elbow. The act resembles an Texas oil ridge.
I went over to Donna’s house this morning and gave her the Texas oil ridge! I struck black gold!
by Butter Sue July 19, 2019
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Oil Rig Thrower

When someone throws away all chances of getting loot from Oil rig. A big loser that loses loot from oil rig.
"Dumbass Drake, you threw the Oil Rig AGAIN. You are dogshit, you Oil Rig Thrower."
by rust1234 January 13, 2021
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Oklahoma Oil Spill

A guy bends a girl over with her ass pointed skyward. Then, bent over girl butt funnels some type of cooking oil. Guy begins to vigorously butt fuck her before abruptly pulling out. The end result is similar to when Jedd Clampitt struck oil.
“That girl I picked up at the bar last night was so dirty she wanted an Oklahoma Oil Spill. When I pulled out it looked like I’d hit a gusher! “
by Boatstein September 30, 2021
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Check my oil

Putting ones finger in another's anus to "check their oil". Checking their fluid/solids level to be sure they are not to low or high.
Hey babe will you check my oil? (Said girl)

Yeah I can! *Shoves his hand down the back of her pants (boy)
by Souhung July 3, 2017
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Seed oil buff

When you workout all the time and gain a noticeable amount of muscle mass but due to your inability to forsake seed oil-laden foods you nevertheless retain a significant layer of fat over your body.
Dude if you don’t cut the Zebra Cake ice cream you’re always gonna be just seed oil buff.
by Adm. Lobax September 19, 2023
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Balkan oil check

licking your finger, then putting it in someone's a$$hole, then licking your finger again to see how healthy they are or aren't.
"You stink Frenk. Better get a Balkan oil check and lay off the corn been and stick to the veggies for a while."
by CP85 June 23, 2022
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