noob saibot

A character in the mortal kombat series who is actually sub-zero from the original game in spectre-form and now serves as the leader of the shadow clan as one of shao khans extermination squads.

sub-zero became noob saibot after scorpion killed him in MK1.

by Napalm Sticks To Children July 19, 2006

noob boob

Small breasts, (telling someone they have noob boobs is an insult)

she has noob boobs
*or noobish boobs

by Nicholas P. October 16, 2006

salty noob

One of the male/female persuasion that talks tons of crap before a game...then gets completely owned. Afterwards he makes excuses, leaves early, or quits as soon as he gets to the lobby. WE'VE ALL SEEN THEM BEFORE!

Dude, i was playing online the other day and encountered a salty noob

by Tom noobz January 8, 2009

Roblox Noob

What every new player is when they join Roblox. And what you don't want to be.

Other Player: "Hey!"
You: "Oh hi there!"
Other Player: :"No, I'm not talking to you. Roblox noob!"

by i.love.minecraft.still March 11, 2019

Get Noob

{Get Noob} means that you are (A. Asserting dominance over whoever you are saying it to. (B. Insulting someone. (C. Complimenting somebody.

Bobby: I had sex with your Mother.
Flamingo: Get noobed, buster.
Bobby: : O yes

by JohnHeckerson June 29, 2019

noob cannon

In Call of Duty its the PPSh which is a 71 round submachine gun that allows the player who is using it to spray his hot lead all over the place. Favoured by nOObs, hence noob cannon.

Jake PPSh'd Da Sniper
Da Sniper:U fookin newark stop usin da noob cannon and fight like a man
Jake: NO!

by Cryongenic Ragamuffin September 8, 2004

Noob Sauce

Noun. The theoretical excrement that is expelled from one who is not skilled at a particular activity or game and is subsequently beaten handily due to the aforementioned lack of ability.

May also be used a way of describing one who is inferior, juvenile, or otherwise pathetic.

Most commonly used in the video game world as an expression of substandard performance.

I beat Aaron and Jon so badly at hockey today that there was noob sauce all over the rink and it clogged the Zamboni.

I just pwnd that pathetic noob sauce at Halo.

My 5 year-old brother is such a noob sauce, he drank Windex thinking it was blue Huggie.

A Wendy's drive through is not an appropriate place to find Noob Sauce.

by bag57 November 16, 2009