vampire potato

They eat people that don't like potatos

My friend was eaten by a vampire potato

by Hajajan January 02, 2016

potato-phobia

A term wich means fear of potatoes, which is most likely caused by the Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun manga, which is a very triggering comedy angst manga. The phobia is recognized to have started at the 18th of January 2021. People with this phobia will start stabbing any potatoes at sight, cry, and may possibly start manifesting the word ‘curry’ . These people might also have clinical depression.

“It seems as if that person is infected by potato-phobia.”

“Ah really? Must be having a hard time.”

by Mitsumom January 20, 2021

vaginal potato

Starch you use when you are lonely.

Jane put a vaginal potato in her pussy.

by The Zaisian May 14, 2015

potato dog

slang for pug.

HAHAHAHAHHA look at dat potato dog! pugs are AWSUM!!!

by some white millenial November 29, 2017

Dumb Potato

No you're not

"I'm the definition of a dumb potato"

*makes a definition on urban dictionary just to use as a reply in a text*

by William "beau" turner May 05, 2017

antisocial potato

The name of which a person who thinks they are ugly and antisocial use for themselves

"Ugh whatever I'll just sit here and be an antisocial potato😕"

by Antisocial_potato_77 December 28, 2016

perfect potato

a peice of weed that is in one peice, not multiple nugs. it is a perfect potato.

oh look! I got a perfect potato! it's so airy and raw and only cost 15 dollars$$$$

by weedluvr421 March 05, 2016