Skip to main content

School

The place where all types of demons exist from annoying students whose whole purpose of existing is to piss you off to damn retarded ass sexist teachers. You go to school for 6 hours to learn boring history, damn poetry and algebra which you don’t use. You also gotta survive the stupid teachers which only constantly look and check on you every 2 minutes. Then when you late for your damn class for 1 minute cos your previous class was all the way across the other side of the school the teacher goes rage mode and scolds you talking shit about 5 minutes. However it’s not over yet when you forgot to bring some shit the teacher always scolds you while your friend sitting in the damn corner playing his damn iPad doesn’t get the bullshit. Oohhh noooo i’m not done yet, after having to deal with all this shit you still got those stupid ass students which constantly roast and tease you to the max with his friends, the year sevens who boss you around in football and the damn pieces of shit which won’t let you talk cos if you do you gonna get teased or roasted. Just when you feel that life is pointless and suicide is the solution, the new transfer students comes in outa knowhere and before you know it he becomes yo best friend with all the properties of one and is the only thing keeping you from leaving the school.
by An Asian October 8, 2017
mugGet the School mug.

School

The place were you are not taught how to pay taxes but you are taught how to find the height and angle of a pyramid while at the same time breaking your back.
by TheItalianDude July 9, 2016
mugGet the School mug.

school

S= seven
C=crappy
H=hours five days a week for 18 years

O=of
O=our
L=lives
? why, school?
by x&o's February 27, 2017
mugGet the school mug.

School

A horrible place built to torture children until they cry
Oh no I know you didn't , did you really just say that to me?! I'm sending you to school now
by Jaygouletttt April 10, 2017
mugGet the School mug.

School

by Sseeaann April 16, 2015
mugGet the School mug.

School

Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
Boy 1: Define school

Boy 2: Okay Six cruel hours of our lives
Boy 1: yes
by Myst3ry_Cat April 29, 2019
mugGet the School mug.

school

the worst possible place to send your kids during school
Mom: how was your day at school?
Kid: What do you think?
Mom: That good. Huh?
by M M MMMMMMM January 29, 2015
mugGet the school mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email