elon musked

When an intoxicated driver uses Tesla Autopilot to get them to their destination (usually home after a long night of drinking)

Angus was drunk and didn't have a ride home from Chris', so he elon musked his way back.

by Adam The Spectr3 July 15, 2022

Arizona musket loader

When you take some trapadactyl to the traphouse for a lovely evening of hotrails and methsex. The actual act is when you are fucking your sacknasty and are about to bust a nut you pull out and jamb a meth shard into your pee hole and jamb it back into the little disgustsfuck. Bonus points if you hit the dangly-dangly thing in the back of her throat.

Arizona has dope so good
You will hit the next trapsdactyl with an arizona musket loader"w

by Beefcake_520 July 28, 2022

Mo-Mucker

A derogatory term for someone who is being annoying or rude.

"Stop doing that, you Mo-Mucker!"

by Nestomac November 5, 2022

Musty Musket

The act of a male partner receiving a blow job from a female and then using her spit as lubricant for anal sex, until she shits and then the male partner using a small metal tamping rod to shovel the shit into his spermatic vein. And then proceeding to pleasure himself until he ejaculates, and the sperm shoots the shit out like a musket.
(This act may also be utilized In gay encounters or self pleasure such as gooning sessions)

Dude 1: Bro I did the musty musket with sharrel last night and now my I have an infection!
Dude 2:Damn bro that must really suck!

by Yeetboi12222 December 13, 2022

Golden Musket

The act of performing homosexual oral sex on two men

Did you hear about oly? He gave two guys a golden musket at the party last night

by pistol mike January 19, 2023

Red Musket

To insert a piece of Popping Candy, most notably Pop Rocks, into the urethra and proceed to be pushed down by a Sounding instrument. It is named after the action of reloading a muzzle-loaded long gun- also known as the Musket.

I finally convinced my husband to try the Red Musket! He said it felt better than having sex for the first time!

by repetitivedango February 25, 2023

Rusty Musket

When having anal sex with your partner, and you get a corn kernel stuck in the tip you or penis. When you are about to orgasm, pull out and shoot the corn into your partners face

After the BBQ, Jen and I went home and I gave her a Rusty Musket

by Buhbuh B April 12, 2023