sloth-muffin

This name is used for a person who is not only lazy but hairy as well. They have dry skin and are usually very fat and lumpy! Not only that they smell like an infected vagina and are told this numerous times over. They suffer from a rare disease where they are always hungry.

Alexia is such a sloth-muffin she smells so bad, she has dry skin and is fat as well!

by Anonymous.but.hot July 24, 2015

muffin beater

1. A homophobic person who lets their fear of homosexuality get so intense that they lash out and cause physical or mental abuse.

2. Slang for an exceptionally large sized penis.

Girl one: So how was he?
Girl two: I couldn't walk for a week after he stuffed me with that muffin beater.

Guy one: I heard he was gay..
Guy two: Oh, what the fuck? I don't wanna hang out with him then.
Guy one: Dude, don't be such a muffin beater.

by BeeTerrr April 25, 2011

Madi Muffin

A silly sally, and my lovely little panda.

http://media.putfile.com/ Namsayin--Madi-

That Madi Muffin sure is the best. Namsayin'?

by penguinpie December 15, 2008

Muffin Slider

When two girls rub their pussy’s together.

Dude, Jo is a real muffin slider.

From Libby: I muffin slided Becky last night and it was orgasmic.

by DankeyKong420 October 14, 2017

Apology Muffin

See pity fuck.

It didn't work out but at least I got an apology muffin.

by Yousmelllikewrong August 7, 2014

tummy muffin

Used when referring to sledding on your stomach.

I went sledding on my tummy muffin.

by Dave Jenson November 9, 2007

Bunk Muffin

When a new inmate becomes involuntarily intimate with their cellmate

The judge sentenced Leroy to seven and a half years as Bubba's bunk muffin.

by Kurbane March 22, 2019