1. A homophobic person who lets their fear of homosexuality get so intense that they lash out and cause physical or mental abuse.
2. Slang for an exceptionally large sized penis.
2. Slang for an exceptionally large sized penis.
Girl one: So how was he?
Girl two: I couldn't walk for a week after he stuffed me with that muffin beater.
Guy one: I heard he was gay..
Guy two: Oh, what the fuck? I don't wanna hang out with him then.
Guy one: Dude, don't be such a muffin beater.
Girl two: I couldn't walk for a week after he stuffed me with that muffin beater.
Guy one: I heard he was gay..
Guy two: Oh, what the fuck? I don't wanna hang out with him then.
Guy one: Dude, don't be such a muffin beater.
by BeeTerrr April 25, 2011
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by June & Legik December 2, 2010
Get the Birthday Muffin mug.A very sketchy person. One who does sketchy things or acts in a sketchy manner- a sketch.
Coined at Carrboro High School in 2009 by the Quiz Bowl team when a sketchy member brought three small, highly suspect blueberry muffins that potentially contained marijuana. They were later sold to the general public.
Coined at Carrboro High School in 2009 by the Quiz Bowl team when a sketchy member brought three small, highly suspect blueberry muffins that potentially contained marijuana. They were later sold to the general public.
That dude came to school high as a kite. What a sketch-muffin.
That couple has been in that janitor's closet for 15 minutes. They are two sketch-muffins.
This man is a sketch-muffin as he has not bathed in three weeks and smells like vomit.
That couple has been in that janitor's closet for 15 minutes. They are two sketch-muffins.
This man is a sketch-muffin as he has not bathed in three weeks and smells like vomit.
by superbran December 27, 2010
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Person A: Hey! How has your day been going Luff Muffin?!! :D
Person B: Great! Thanks for asking! Luff You!
Person B: Great! Thanks for asking! Luff You!
by A Luff Muffin May 19, 2011
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by RonRex May 7, 2010
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