Pulling a Modest Mouse

where you go to the grocery store to buy some new friends because you hate all of yours

Its Friday night and no ones returned my phone calls, I think I'm going to be pulling a Modest Mouse.

by jetfresh June 18, 2011

vampire pussy-mouse

Looks like an innocent little white mouse, but it arrives in a shiny white rocket, enters the pussy's mouth, and then sucks out it's blood. When full, it quickly escapes, often through the cities sewer system.

"I was just getting ready to play with my wife's pussy cat when I saw a vampire pussy-mouse slide out of her mouth and leap into the toilet, quickly escaping with a mighty, swirling flush", communicated Dick Wayne to Mike Ranium as Dick slumped over in depression.

by Aunt Flo May 27, 2006

Double click the mouse

When a woman goes home and lights some candles and unties her bathrobe and begins to rub her vagina like the world is about to end using her two fingers specifically to rub her clit

mary got rejected by another guy so she went home and ate her weight in cookie dough then she double clicked her mouse till she fell asleep. mary do you Double click the mouse?

by Ericss April 7, 2009

modest mouse

Anything big and fat as hell like Issac Brock; lead singer of the now popular band called Modest Mouse.

Man, I ate a whole pizza and when I was done I looked like Modest Mouse!

When that pizza started to digest I knew I was gonna have to grunt out a Modest Mouse turd!

by Tooth February 10, 2005

Mickey Mouse Ears

when a large chested woman is wears a black shirt and places her breasts on your head.

paris hilton couldn't give mickey mouse ears pam anderson sure could

by Ride4CwB May 13, 2005

crybaby titty mouse

Is a person who is being a major crybaby. Which includes cry and/or whining

"Come on Jake stop being such a crybaby titty mouse you just stubbed your toe."

by Littlemisswhatsername29 January 8, 2018

Phantom Mouse Syndrome

The sensation that an amputated or missing mouse (even a wireless or optical mouse) is still present, causing the body (typically the mouse hand) to respond accordingly in conjunction with the movements of other body parts in the process of typical computer operation. Similar to phantom keyboard syndrome, and the rare and far more critical, phantom monitor syndrome.

I left the wireless mouse for my laptop at work, but because of the phantom mouse syndrome I experienced while writing this definition, I kept trying to use it anyways.

by Loophole The Sorcerer December 31, 2010