holy mommy fucking shit bags

Something to say when ur angry or really mad at someone or something

HOLY MOMMY FUCKING SHIT BAGS THAT HURT!!!

by URMOMUSDOTCOMUS May 6, 2021

mommy

a name used for attractive females that submissive "men" (or females, mostly males) call them when in love.

person 1: mommy

person 2: ..what is wrong with you

by rio/fred April 10, 2022

Mommy ASMR

An audio performed by a woman with a soft and comforting voice, some might say a “mommy voice,” to make you feel comforted, wanted, and less lonely.

Yeah bro, I listen to mommy ASMR to fall asleep.

by Fatter Than Fat May 17, 2025

mommy milkers

a phrase used to respect cows, in honor of animal awareness month.

"I believe in mommy milkers!"

by minichromii July 1, 2021

Mommy Cormier

The sexy mother of Carl. Cheryl, but also Tessa. Hot mom

Chris: wow, look at that Hot chick
Hank: Yeah, she’s a real Mommy Cormier

Carl: cool & fun

by Carlthebartender April 1, 2023

MOMMY

I love MOMMY

I want MOMMY to tuck me in at night and give me a kiss on the cheek

by CATBOYNICKER November 11, 2021

New mommy syndrome

When a woman has her first child and is no longer any fun to hang out with. Makes sure to bring up their child in every conversation no matter the topic.

Person 1: Let’s call Kelly and see if she wants to hang out tonight
Person 2: good luck with that ever since she had that baby she’s had a bad case of new mommy syndrome.

by Dutch Pirate April 19, 2022