Mobile game devs

People who definitely know how to make money out of FUCKING RETARDS.
Mobile games that are made nowadays suck, we all know that, and thats the reason why so devs make them to make easy cash of kids, kids, THE FUCKING KIDS!!!
Devs make these games look completely different than its on ad, the ads are just full of pornography, or robots playing them wrong, or there are unpaid and very bad actors, who are like : "I thought I would get through level 3 easily, but I was wrong" and shit.
Normal people who have brain could have pour bleach in their eyes, to wash the cancer off, but the kids are fucking stupid and download it cause its suppossed to have sex in it and the kids are low-life horny weebs
Its just easy cash for the devs, and it hurts to watch what have happened to mobile games,
Now lets remember the actually good mobile games that we used to play: Subways Surfers, Clumsy Ninja, Talking Tom games, Pou, Shadows Fight 2, Crossy Road, Geometry Dash, Candy Crush, Pokémon GO, Angry Birds games, Plant vs Zombies, Hill Climb Racing, Granny, Rider.
I miss those games and good devs

Game dev 1: We are rivals, and we always will.
Game dev 2: I know we are, but I know what to do?
Game dev 1: What's your big idea?
Game dev 2: Dude, we are Mobile game devs, lets make together so shitty ass game and make biilions of horny kids.
Game dev 1: You son of a bitch, I'M IN!

by Stormeier1565 December 28, 2022

Mobile Computer

What mobile devices are.

Carlos is researching and writing as much in his handheld mobile computer than on his iMac.

by but for July 29, 2021

Mennonite mobile

Also known as a Mennonite Wagon, the elusive Mennonite mobile can be found in the northern interior of British Columbia, Canada. It is a close relative of the Mormon Assault Vehicle (or MAV), and is known to carry approximately one fuck ton of mennonite offspring. This majestic creature can possess upwards of 250 horsepower in addition to blacked out windows. The occupants are very efficient in clearing out the meat departments of small grocery stores on Sunday afternoons.

Damn it, the Mennonite mobiles are at the co-op already, looks like we aren't getting anything today.
Wanna place bets on how many people we could fit in that mennonite mobile?

by ColossalToad October 6, 2024

call of duty mobile

The single most effective way to enter crippling debt.

"I just whaled call of duty mobile and now my wife left with the kids, but atleast i got ghost eternal siege and cbr4 amoeba and all their mythic upgrades"

by why are russian girls so cute October 25, 2025

mobile zombie

The growing band of individuals who are becoming increasingly annoying. Symptoms are that they walk along having a mobile phone conversation, but when the conversation becomes too difficult they have to switch on their second working brain cell which causes them to stop dead in their tracks causing a normal person following to bump into, or with difficulty, avoid them. The following person then naturally will try to go round the mobile zombie, just as the Phombie manages to switch the 2nd brain cell back to walking mode, thus almost causing a second collision.

London has been filling up more and more with mobile zombies lately

by Expert pedestrian March 17, 2010

steelmamba mobile

cheapest Harley available but owner thinks it's better than sex.

His wife had to keep her car under the elements so he could keep his steelmamba mobile protected in the garage.

by Montana Lyons October 16, 2008

Mirth mobile

When you drive a small car, usually a red Hyundai Accent and the flex pipe flies off the car.

Hey Donnie, stealing the Mirth mobile for a minute.

by Roscopico April 9, 2022