Black monday

When your black co-workers miss Mondays Cause there too hungover from there shlitz malt liqour too come in for work!!!

Hey john wheres shawn at? Hahahha dude its black monday!!!

Oh yeah!!!!!!

by jr faber November 2, 2009

monday

In case you didn't know, every Monday is Smack Ya' Ho Day!!!

Guess what, bitch! It's Monday!

by Maverick X April 17, 2005

Monday

(University setting) the first time a class will meet next week, whether or not that is actually Monday.

Monday we will begin reviewing for our test.

by Dictionary Nerd June 5, 2009

Mondays

Mondays: This a word used in the English languish for a day of the week between Sunday and Tuesday. Mondays is a word that I use to describe Niggers. The meaning behind it is, "Nobody really likes Mondays." This word can be used as a code word to replace Niggers when you don't want everyone to hear the actual word.

“I hate fucking Mondays."

by MondayDown X2 November 8, 2010

Blue Monday

Having blue balls on a monday before noon.

10:45a.m. Monday, I have the most uncomfortable feeling of pain in my balls. Its gonna be a Blue Monday.

by JerseyRocker17 August 18, 2011

Spackle the crackle modackle

The act of putting spackle into one's mouth to hide dental imperfections.

Look at the gap in her teeth. I don't know whether to laugh or fill it with spackle. Hey, Spackle the crackle modackle!!

by me March 28, 2003

moddy

an undesirable arse wipe

your a moddy little arse wipe

by einstein likes arse July 7, 2008