Self Milkshake

To put one's legs behind their head and masturbate until they ejaculate into their own mouth.

"Man, I can't get any girls tonight."
"Looks like you're in for a self milkshake tonight!"

by Kitchen Stove June 20, 2017

Milkshake

A milkshake is a mentally thick person. You've told them multiple times and they just don't get it. They're think-headed.

I've told her ten times not to do that and she still does. What a Milkshake!

by M1ST3RJ April 6, 2022

Strawberry milkshake

A delicious drink made with strawberries, milk, ice cream and flavoring ingredients like vanilla extract or strawberry syrup

I ordered a delicious strawberry milkshake at the diner, and its creamy texture and sweet flavor made it the perfect treat on a hot summer day.

by Imcomin4u April 2, 2024

Chocolate Milkshake

A blow job in which the person receiving the blow job is Dark Complexion.

I had the best chocolate Milkshake last night

by Chocolategirl89 April 1, 2019

Cuban milkshake

A Cuban milkshake is when you shit piss cum and vomit in a big booty ass nigga than fuck his ass until it’s all shook up then proceed to funnel it down your throat while stroking your shit in his mouth

Fuck nigga you so sexy ima give you a Cuban milkshake

by Zefanya March 20, 2023

Grumpy Milkshake

Grumpy Milkshake
A hand job while the giver of the hand job is in a bad mood

My girlfriend was in such a bad mood last night but at least she still made a Grumpy Milkshake

by BN_Bears March 20, 2025

Banana Milkshake

When your partner pisses in your pussy after creaming in it. For extra points you can stick your tongue in their pussy and wiggle it around like a blender.

Have you ever had a banana milk shake?

Omg I thought you’d never ask, last night Alvin gave me the greatest banana milkshake of my entire life time
Oh... I meant like the ice cream drink...

by Fatbananamilkshakewoman November 10, 2020