micaela

micaela is the kindest most bodacious gal out there. she has the strangest hair but it really works for her. micaela always sleeps with clothes in her bed, it’s just one of many funny little quirks. she’s so rad and is one of those people that could roller skate around the grocery store and nobody would say anything. she loves to crochet, it adds to her grandmacore vibe.

girl 1: oh micaela’s your roommate?
girl 2: yeah she seasons her food really well

by anonymous November 29, 2021

Micah

A big poopy pants man who poops and shids and cries alot. Could probably suck a boulder through a garden hose. Cuz he gives that sloppy sucky wucky knobby slobby 3000 with Karate Chopping action. Chases the mail man and exclusively eats the 99 cent Slim Jim stick

Guy 1: why does that man with 30 loose slim jims have such saggy pants?
Guy 2: classic Micah. He blows like a leaf blower

by RockGoblin November 30, 2021

Micabucket

A stupid little girl that eats like a squirrel, also known as Seth’s girlfriend (no one knows her name anymore). Squirrel Woman, liked to eat bites of cheese- QC

She looks so dumb, what a micabucket!

by MICABUCKET December 2, 2021

Micah

Thinks attack on titan is the best anime
Thinks eren beats goku
Always getting ratioed
Taking Ls everyday
Always missing

To ratio someone and being a Micah

by Drthomascool January 10, 2022

Miica

A Miica is a wierd and wonderful creature. She is addicted to collecting random shit, like Pokemon Vinyls. She can be hyper excitable, but other times totally Emo. She'll make you laugh with her one liners, and left field behaviour....She'll give great advice, even if it's brutal. You'll always get an honest opinion from Miica!

She doesn't realise how beautiful she really is, big blue eyes, and long dark hair. Everyone needs a Miica as a best friend..

I need some advice on my relationship...

I'll call Miica, shes harsh but fair

I'm missing a Pokemon card from my collection, I bet Miica has got some trades....

by RaceyT January 16, 2022

Miica

Miicas are weird and wonderful creatures who collect random shit from charity shops. A Miica will make you laugh just by looking at you a certain way, or dropping a harsh but true comment. A Miica will always have a get rich quick plan, or will know how to get round you to buy her stuff. Miicas can be hyper one minute and totally emo the next , she'll randomly burst into song after months of doom and gloom.

Miicas are truly beautiful, with huge blue eyes, and long dark hair...everyone needs a Miica as a best pal...

I need to ring Miica for relationship advice, I admire her brutal honesty.

I'm missing a trading card from my collection, I bet Miica has got some swaps in the pile of crap on her desk.

by RaceyT January 16, 2022

micah

Micah is a very sexy man with a bid dick. hes better then everyon else

bro look at the sext micah walking by.

by broimthebest January 19, 2022