Midget mommy

When your desperate to lose your virginity so you fuck a midget and you don't know her name and you didn't wear a condom
I totally midget mommyied this girl last night from the bar
by Alan15 December 10, 2018
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iron midget

a hot midget who wrestles day in and day out gets the girls and the money
man i wish i was an iron midget
by iron midget March 30, 2009
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metal midget

When you feel like you should have kept quite when you opened up to someone and you feel small and vulnerable
I was in counselling the other day but it just made me feel like a metal midget and didn't help.
by Your mother is a sex addict November 20, 2022
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When someone who is really short and dumb and ugly is also dogshit at everything they do.
steven jacob cortez is such a dumb bitch ass dogshit midget
by jacob1738 January 14, 2021
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Midget Digit

When you need to take life one step at time.
I want the large butt plug, but first I'll have to midget digit.
by Pineapple River September 20, 2021
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midget beater

male that constantly beats his meat with a penis under 1 inch in length
Brandon is a midget beater
by Jacob eat June 25, 2018
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Midget Supremacist

A midget supremacist is a little person that believes that little dwarves like himself are being opressed by large people and they hate biggers.

If you ever see a midget supremacist, you can punt them across a football field if they call you a "bigger".
"I HATE BIGGERS!!!"

-Words of a midget supremacist
by thefatty_Blow January 26, 2025
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