Mexican Herpes 

is a unique sexually transmitted infection (STI). This type of herpes can only be contracted through a female donkey show performer whom has herpes.

Dude! Jayme contracted Mexican herpes after he fucked that donkey show performer.

Mexican Herpes by LucianoLucky3232 May 22, 2010

Mexican Ginger

a mexican ginger is a rare species of ginger found in the mexican population, they are often found in mexican trenches and are invlolved in hecartel. Their diet consists of bacon and tacos, and they are considered to be the ancient master race of the mexicans. All mexicans bow down to and worship these beings for they are their saviour.

Man 1: "Im going to church next week, to pray for forgiveness from the Mexican Ginger gods"

Man 2: "Ok man, see ya, I'm going to worship my statue of the my Mexican Ginger"

Mexican Ginger by Taco Ginger January 11, 2014

Mexican Christmas Party

The unfortunate circumstance when a group of individuals is trapped in an enclosed space (train, plane, bus) and one of them (usually unknown and having recently ingested a burrito or cup of chili) breaks wind, creating a cloud of misfortune for all involved.

Closely related: Dutch Oven

A: "Hey dude, I bet you it was one of those girls that started the Mexican Christmas Party on the train yesterday."

B: "Ayeeeeee - who farted? I walked right into a Mexican Christmas Party!!!"

Mexican Christmas Party by Mariano Webster February 21, 2009

mexican blindfold 

The act of taking a poo across someones eyes when they are passed out so when they wake up they try to get whatever it is off their eyes and just smear it everywhere so they cant see.

Me and Cody got so fucked last night, and when we woke up we had mexican blindfolds on.

mexican blindfold by Cody Wilson (loc) June 25, 2006

mexican speed wrench 

In its most literal form, any member of the wrench family featuring a screw-adjustable aperture, allowing one wrench to fit any sized nut or bolt. While not the ideal tool for the job, the mexican speed wrench is the fastest.

Is that bolt there a 15mm or 16mm? Ah, fuck it. Hand me the mexican speed wrench.

mexican speed wrench by dbbartender October 1, 2006

Mexican Pretender

A person of mainly or full Mexican descent who fancies himself/herself as a Native American in order to gain status, usually based on similair features and/or surnames.

A slang-term for Native Americans to put down other Native Americans by implying they are "half breeds" or not true Native Americans. Also used to imply inferiority.

"The Salgados shouldn't even live on the reservation, theyre just Mexican pretenders"

Mexican Pretender by Cool Koala May 12, 2009

Mexican Road Trip

Horrible diarrhea, usually measured in days or weeks. See also: Two-Day Mexican Road Trip.

1. I'm not sure what I ate on Friday, but I've been on a Two-Day Mexican Road Trip since.

2. I enjoyed lunch - thank you so much. Now, if you will excuse me, I must begin my Mexican Road Trip.

Mexican Road Trip by Robthegod May 7, 2010