Marie Kondo’d

when you get rid of a person from your life or situation because they don’t bring you joy

Me: Do you remember that toxic bf I had?
Friend: yea why?
Me: I Marie Kondo’d him

by edenszero21 September 21, 2021

mary janey

A super hot stripper mom that gets stoned. A MILF.

"Did you see that red head dancer doing lap dances at the Go-Go Rama last night?"

"Yeah, she's a Mary Janey! Tip her extra and she'll squirt you some tit milk!."

by KillerMongaloid August 24, 2017

marie contos

Marie Contos is a Greek name which has been handed down from generation to generation to those who are loving and willing to help those in need. However, if push comes to shove they are a bad ass mother grabber that will kick anyone's ass that tries to push them around or mess with their loved ones. They are very cuddly and are best matched with people who have the name Bradley Hahn. if given the option they would cuddle with a Bradley Hahn 24/7. It is said that they together will one day explore the world while cuddling on every continent and helping those who are in need. A Marie Contos is paired usually with really great friends who have names like Maria, Laura, Meghan, Jess, and Kayla. If you are ever looking to attract a Marie Contos and your name is Bradley Hahn, you must try 3 times to get her attention while holding a pot of coffee and meowing very loudly the theme song to Friends.

Yo that Marie Contos is Divine and HOT!!!!!!!! MEOW!!!!

by BigB63 May 31, 2014

alannah marie

perfect in any way or form always gets what she wants most beautiful person on earth

i wish i was alannah marie

by jullia October 5, 2016

Sydney Marie

the love of my life, light in this darkness, and the patience in my faltering hope. i love you syd

dude do you know sydney marie?
hell yeah what a goat smh

by devkel69 November 7, 2019

Mary Cate

Mary Cate is the perfect girl and the greatest person you will ever meet. Not only is she drop-dead gorgeous, but everybody who meets her is instantly attracted to her due to her radiating smile and her warmth towards others. She is hilarious and is always making people laugh. Don’t let her girl-next-door exterior fool you, because Mary Cate is a party ANIMAL. Everybody lusts after her when they see her on the dance floor. She’s a beast.

“WHOA who is that sexy girl?”
“Her name’s Mary Cate…”

by InterestingSloth December 23, 2021

addison marie

A sweet, kind, and caring girl. She will always stay by your side in hard times and arguments. She has all the boys wanting to date her. She is an amazing best friend!

Addison Marie is a great friend

by Thetealturtle August 3, 2017