A term used by Beta Males to trick themselves and people that don't know better into thinking they're just "Really really quiet Alpha Males, guys!"
Person 1: Hey, Beta! Give me your lunch money!
Person 2: I-I'm not a Beta! I'm a Sigma Male!
Person 1: You know that when you use stupid made up internet words I have to give you a swirly, right?
Person 2: I-I'm not a Beta! I'm a Sigma Male!
Person 1: You know that when you use stupid made up internet words I have to give you a swirly, right?
by lmaogottem May 22, 2021
Get the Sigma Malemug. Man of the house. The most powerful male of a certain group of males, and gets by far the most tang of any of the males in that group. Dominant. Most women resent his forceful authority, but they do what he says anyway because they are most likely very aroused.
Teenage son: "I'm the alpha male of this house. Paps has gotten too damn old."
Father: "boy, go fetch me the goddamn newspaper 'fore I come on over there and whoop ya like I did yesterday, and the day before, and the day before!"
Teenage son: "yes, master."
Father: "boy, go fetch me the goddamn newspaper 'fore I come on over there and whoop ya like I did yesterday, and the day before, and the day before!"
Teenage son: "yes, master."
by GodofUniverseSon June 7, 2016
Get the Alpha malemug. I had a nasty case of soggy cottonbottoms this morning, luckily I was able to do a bit of male bonding at lunchtime.
by J5T5QZD June 12, 2009
Get the Male Bondingmug. Another word for being a cool kid.
instead of uncool you are beta male and instead of cool you are alpha male.
instead of uncool you are beta male and instead of cool you are alpha male.
90's
Guy1: I eat my chickens raw:
Guy2: That's so cool bro!
21Century:
Guy1: I eat my chickens raw.
Guy2: That's so alpha bro, you are da real alpha male!
Guy1: I eat my chickens raw:
Guy2: That's so cool bro!
21Century:
Guy1: I eat my chickens raw.
Guy2: That's so alpha bro, you are da real alpha male!
by avjvel3jfi3fq3 September 8, 2016
Get the Alpha Malemug. the social theory which argues that men have unearned social, economic, and political advantages or rights that are granted to them solely on the basis of their sex, and which are usually denied to women.
by tk1214 June 24, 2014
Get the male privilegemug. When a person puts down another person in an attempted to keep a higher status in a certain activity/subject
Person 1: *acting funny*
Person 2: *Does something funnier*
Person 1: Dude whats wrong with you? Your such an idiot, dumbass douchebag, screw off.
Person 2: Don't Alpha Male me, you can't be the only one.
Person 2: *Does something funnier*
Person 1: Dude whats wrong with you? Your such an idiot, dumbass douchebag, screw off.
Person 2: Don't Alpha Male me, you can't be the only one.
by TheMrTaco February 15, 2013
Get the Alpha Malemug. Similar to the female chickenhead variety; a male who seeks the companionship of a wealthier or higher class female in an aim to get a free dinner, drinks or acquire a sugar mama.
This male chickenhead texted me earlier asking where I was taking him for dinner - then he said I should pay, since I'm an Executive, and he's just making a cop's wages! So I took his ass to Whataburger.
by superlluclkycat June 27, 2009
Get the Male Chickenheadmug.