Jacob Machin

a kid thats the boyfriend of Emily Garcia :)
Amazing and warming person
A life changer

A strong person
best boyfriend anyone could ask for
Random person: “is that emilys boyfriend Jacob Machin??
Emily: “indeed
by aisurruu May 23, 2021
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Cream Machine

When a gay man has sexual relations with multiple partners without being in a committed relationship.
Thomas told Fredrick that Blane wasn't a good fit for him because he is a true cream machine and wouldn't be faithful.
by TheFurnitureGuy April 19, 2011
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Smoke Machine

When you vape a Juul, Vape Pen, or other similar devices out your girlfriend, in her asshole, and exhale in it into her vagina whilst you are eating her out. When she then proceeds to orgasm, the vapor will come out of her vagina like a smoke machine.
Dude, I burned the fuck out of Kailey's asshole because I gave a smoke machine last night.
by Faded11 December 07, 2019
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Teh Machine

It controls us all, like the matrix, but it pwns even the machines, you can't escape it, but, must fight it.
Fight Teh Machine

How do you know about Teh Machine?
by F to the MA January 21, 2005
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candy machine

Can I get $0.50 from someone?...I need to go to the candy machine.
by BJGZ November 08, 2006
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green machine

the most badass car a person can possibly get in the entire world
hey u see the green machine yesterday?

na man i didnt see bc the crowd was too big already getting a peek
by cumof someyounguy May 05, 2011
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Washing Machine

A woman. Every single woman is a washing and should be in the kitchen washing the dishes.
Woman should stay in the kitchen, they're all washing machines. Their national dance is the motion of washing dishes.
by I'mSorryForEVERYTHING May 04, 2018
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